Nearly Always Your Own Fault

Jun 26, 2011 20:54

Title: Nearly Always Your Own Fault
Summary: Crack AU. Danny has a secret he’s been keeping from Steve from the start, but now that their relationship is progressing, it becomes impossible to keep.
Characters: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 5,101
Disclaimer: Still all the property of CBS. Nothing recognizable belongs to me. Playing with other ( Read more... )

ferret!verse, fanfic, oh my god i wrote slash, damn you fandom i used to be normal, h50, nearly always your own fault, danno, crack, steve

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greeneyes_fan June 27 2011, 01:31:16 UTC
FERRET!

The ferret shapeshifter crack is awesome. Why is Danny a ferret sometimes? Who cares? He's a adorable ferret!

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ratherastory June 27 2011, 01:33:11 UTC
Why is Danny a ferret sometimes? Who cares? He's a adorable ferret!

You summed up my reasoning impeccably! \o/

Glad you liked it. :D

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zortified June 27 2011, 02:04:04 UTC
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FERRET EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Long-suffering ferret! OMG I love it! *squishes story to itty bitty pieces*

I have not forgot the story I am going to be writing - it even conveniently fits my hc_bingo card. ;-)

\o/ FERRET!

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ratherastory June 27 2011, 02:07:42 UTC
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I have, like, EIGHT ideas for future snippets/scenes, so it's pretty much a 'verse now. GOD HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?

Also, Danny makes for an adorable, put-upon, long-suffering ferret. Just sayin'. ;)

What story will you be writing? *brain like a sieve*

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zortified June 27 2011, 02:17:10 UTC
I LOVE THIS SERIES BEYOND ALL THAT IS NORMAL. :-D

I'm writing a story that fits my "asphyxiation" square on hc_bingo. Danny + trouble breathing.

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ratherastory June 27 2011, 02:20:42 UTC
RESPIRATORY DISTRESS!!! \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

Yeah. Ferret!'verse. IDEK, but I want Danny to make a nest in Steve's sock drawer, and for them to cuddle on the sofa, and then there's that one time Steve asked Danny to 'change' in order to get some otherwise-unreachable evidence in some nook-or-cranny at a crime scene. Then ferret!Danny got enamoured with the shiny bit of evidence and refused to give it up again... Yeah.

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embroiderama June 27 2011, 02:25:28 UTC
This is ridiculously awesome. Ferret!Danny's war dance, OMG.

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ratherastory June 27 2011, 02:33:24 UTC
Isn't he adorable? I mean, I was writing it and was all: What is this? I don't even! And then he just kept getting more adorable.

So, yeah. Ferret!Danny. :D

Glad you enjoyed it!

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ratherastory June 27 2011, 02:34:59 UTC
LOL

Yay!

I want Steve to buy Danno ferret toys and for Danny to be seriously irritated by this and still muck around like mad with said toys as a ferret. LOL

That is, in fact, my plan.

"Damn it, Steve, I do NOT need toys to -hey, are those adjustable tunnels?"

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jesseofthenorth June 27 2011, 02:46:38 UTC
Bwahahahaha!!!
Oh wait was I supposed to comment rationally? Sorry I was too busy gigglesnorting my ass off at your genius :DD

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ratherastory June 27 2011, 02:50:19 UTC
Hee!

Your icon is appropriate. Danno really does need a hug. So does Steve, for that matter.

Glad you enjoyed it! It was a lot of fun to write. :D

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