Title: Nearly Always Your Own Fault
Summary: Crack AU. Danny has a secret he’s been keeping from Steve from the start, but now that their relationship is progressing, it becomes impossible to keep.
Characters: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 5,101
Disclaimer: Still all the property of CBS. Nothing recognizable belongs to me. Playing with other
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The ferret shapeshifter crack is awesome. Why is Danny a ferret sometimes? Who cares? He's a adorable ferret!
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You summed up my reasoning impeccably! \o/
Glad you liked it. :D
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Long-suffering ferret! OMG I love it! *squishes story to itty bitty pieces*
I have not forgot the story I am going to be writing - it even conveniently fits my hc_bingo card. ;-)
\o/ FERRET!
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Also, Danny makes for an adorable, put-upon, long-suffering ferret. Just sayin'. ;)
What story will you be writing? *brain like a sieve*
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I'm writing a story that fits my "asphyxiation" square on hc_bingo. Danny + trouble breathing.
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Yeah. Ferret!'verse. IDEK, but I want Danny to make a nest in Steve's sock drawer, and for them to cuddle on the sofa, and then there's that one time Steve asked Danny to 'change' in order to get some otherwise-unreachable evidence in some nook-or-cranny at a crime scene. Then ferret!Danny got enamoured with the shiny bit of evidence and refused to give it up again... Yeah.
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So, yeah. Ferret!Danny. :D
Glad you enjoyed it!
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Yay!
I want Steve to buy Danno ferret toys and for Danny to be seriously irritated by this and still muck around like mad with said toys as a ferret. LOL
That is, in fact, my plan.
"Damn it, Steve, I do NOT need toys to -hey, are those adjustable tunnels?"
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Oh wait was I supposed to comment rationally? Sorry I was too busy gigglesnorting my ass off at your genius :DD
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Your icon is appropriate. Danno really does need a hug. So does Steve, for that matter.
Glad you enjoyed it! It was a lot of fun to write. :D
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