CHECK THIS OUT:

[rather_hazy]

a cheese and ham sandwich is the same thing as ....
a cheese and bacon roll!!

GET OUT!!!!

i am a GENIUS

despite suspicions to the contrary

and i'm quite impressed with myself.

Comments

[anonymous]

Yes but could Mama Cass be killed by a cheese and bacon roll?

J

[of_flawed]

But a sandwich has bread, and a rollhas a roll. And bacon is not ham.... I mean they are both pork, but similar not same!! And whois Mama Cass?? I'm so confused...

[anonymous]

Mama Cass was the Mama from the "Mama and Papa's", a sixties folk band in America. She famously was killed by a ham sandwich. Hence Tism's classic song lyrics about celebrities dying young in "(He'll never be an) Old Man River"

I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
I injected some of Hendrix's junk
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane
Mama Cass' sandwich? I ate the same

j

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[rather_hazy]

ur so smarted