I don't even know where this came from, other than the fact that I find Thranduil's glowing
white moose/elk thing hilarious, but since it exists I might as well post it here.
So if you're in the mood for a Hobbit limerick
The King of Mirkwood had some regret
that his bitchin' white elk got no respect,
It just goes to show
that dwarves envy my glow,
Thranduil thought to himself as he wept
End