Sherlock Holmes: Perversions of Nature

Jul 11, 2010 17:40



Title: Perversions of Nature
Characters: tentacle thing/Holmes, Clarky/Holmes/Watson
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5300
Warnings: tentacle rape... and threesome sex
Disclaimer: 09 movie characters, etc belong to other people.
Summary: After the close of the Blackwood affair, an anonymous tip leads Holmes to a supposed second laboratory of Reordan's (aka the ( Read more... )

angst, fiction, watson x holmes, sherlock holmes, clarky x holmes

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superironman13 July 11 2010, 10:02:13 UTC
*gasp* HOLMES!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! *cries* He gave in....to Clarky.

Well, I guess it was also enjoyable since it was a new one rather than Watson. *loud gasp* did I say ENJOYABLE?????? NO!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations, my dear. You made my day yet again!

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rat_chan July 11 2010, 13:08:45 UTC
Glad you (unwillingly? =P ) liked it.
I'm sorry, but I like Clarky and I ship Clarky/Holmes.

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superironman13 July 12 2010, 08:57:30 UTC
uwaaaaah~ It's alright with me, though. Kinda hot...I watched SH again, and when I saw Clarky and RDJ together, blood began dripping from my nose.

DANG, WOMAN, SO HOT!

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blacktablet July 11 2010, 12:34:45 UTC
Alternate ending! Alternate ending! *runs to comfort self with Watson/Holmes*

...Er, not that there is anything wrong with Clarky/Holmes/Watson either because the fic made me miss my bunk quite desperately. *clears throat* Can I just say, UNF.

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rat_chan July 11 2010, 13:12:14 UTC
That's alright. I made this angsty threesome sex, so...
And I think, when I said I'd write a threesome, most people assumed that Clarky's and Watson's roles would be the opposite of what I made them.
Glad you enjoyed nonetheless. =D
"UNF" and bunk requirement are the best compliments porn can receive!

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mothergoddamn July 11 2010, 13:08:49 UTC
What can I give you to express my deep burning love?

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rat_chan July 11 2010, 13:26:50 UTC
More Clarky?
Cadbury Cream Eggs?
Either will do.

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mothergoddamn July 12 2010, 23:04:31 UTC
I'VE BEEN NAME DROPPING YOU. BB. THIS FIC GOT DISCUSSED ON RDJ. I WAS ALL "SHYEAH, I LIKE TOTES KNOW THE WRITER."

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rat_chan July 12 2010, 23:44:08 UTC
OK... vain creature that I am -- I must see this discussion... Link please?

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rabidsamfan July 13 2010, 14:07:34 UTC
Oh good heavens! I wonder how long it will be before Holmes starts wondering if it is possible to isolate the secretions of the plant for somewhat gentler use as an aphrodasiac?

*grin*

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rat_chan July 13 2010, 14:43:32 UTC
I see you were bold enough to try a variety!

If Watson's taken Gladstone, I hope Holmes doesn't test it on Mrs. Hudson!

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vodkaplaid July 17 2010, 01:52:46 UTC
Oh, my...that was...just...well...oh, my...I...um...er...
Let me collect myself here...

I don't think I've every read more a more angsty tentacle rape threesome story in my life. And the hotness level? Watson directing orders to Clarky? Check. Holmes reduced to nothing more than a quivering mass of desire? Check. Clarky? Check. Sticky bag? Check. :)

I'm off to enjoy the alternate endings. When does the DVD come out?

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rat_chan July 17 2010, 02:50:04 UTC
Yeah... I can't quite recall how the angst ended up in there...
But thank you!
And I find it amusing that for Clarky to be hot, he just had to be there! =P

DVD? As soon as I've collected the outtakes! Considering the tentacles are all CG, Holmes had quite a hard time keeping a straight face during that scene!

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