Optimus Prime... NOOOOO!!! Tell me it isn't so!!!

[rat_bastird]

ummm I'm not sure what to think about this? Has Optimus Prime been caught and shown as the true pedophile he is, or is it all blown out of proportion and melissa was really of legal consent with this was taken. I just can't buy the story that it was a harmless kiss though.

I don't know man. I think I may need to rethink my thoughts on my life

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[siraka]

I declare this to be a Prime poser.
For one he is just way too tiny next to her little girl face.
And two, he'd never be caught dead surrounded by an aura of pink!
I decree this to be a false and slanderous betrayal of the awesome legend that is Prime.
Who is responsible for such a filthy lie?
We should sue.

[rat_bastird]

Oh man! I hope so! You know, there was also that white semi who kept trying to pass himself off as prime. YOu know... that Ultra Magnus faker!

I bet it was him. I bet he was secretly jealous.