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rass_bestie

Ω - Twenty Six - Count Duckula

Dec 28, 2010 18:23

[The Counts of Duckula. Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the ( Read more... )

Ω lives a hard knock life, bargeplot, time lords make long speeches, the admiral wants Ω to be an 'actor', flood, duckula, Ω is not evil

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a_bit_put_upon December 28 2010, 19:13:39 UTC

[OH NO IT'S A VAMPIRE DUCK. WHO CARES IF DUCKS ARE FLUFFY AND PRETTY, IT HAS FANGS WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.]

Mee... MEEEEEP! MEEMEEE MEEEEEP!

rass_bestie December 28 2010, 19:18:41 UTC

Aah! [It's a carrot with a mouth! It's going to get him!] Naaany! Oh, blimey! It's a carrot, Nanny! Oh, oh, don't hurt me!

a_bit_put_upon December 28 2010, 20:33:20 UTC

[IT'S SHOUTING, WHY IS IT SHOUTING, WHAT DID HE DO PLEASE DON'T EAT HIM]

Mee-me-meemeemeeemameeep! Mee!!!

rass_bestie December 28 2010, 20:42:43 UTC

[Still panicked!] What you are saying 'me' for? Egotist! [Rich, coming from him.]

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darknessb4me December 28 2010, 19:50:14 UTC

Ah, who cares where we are? I've got everything I need in here!

rass_bestie December 28 2010, 19:56:32 UTC

Well, there's Nanny, and Igor and Towser... Though it's probably good for the walls that she isn't here. And Igor's always trying to get me to pillage things. I just want to be famous!

ichoosefight December 28 2010, 20:16:29 UTC

You don't seem evil to me.

rass_bestie December 28 2010, 20:20:01 UTC

How! Dare! You! [Oh, wait, Igor isn't here.] I'm a vegetarian, actually.

ichoosefight December 28 2010, 20:23:17 UTC

It's a very healthy alternative lifestyle. Why would you want to be evil anyway? You know, crime never pays.

rass_bestie December 28 2010, 20:27:05 UTC

You've never come across man-eating carrots, then.

It's the family business. Descended from a long line of Evil Vampire Ducks. Igor's always trying to remind me. Can't shame the family line! I just want to become a famous entertainer!

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vfranklinmott December 28 2010, 20:22:02 UTC

There are... TWO!... two Counts! Ha ha ha...

rass_bestie December 28 2010, 20:23:31 UTC

Oh! Really? You're not one of my cousins... [You might actually like me?!] Hello!

vfranklinmott December 28 2010, 20:33:52 UTC

Family? Nope! The Count has zero family! [Paaause.] Except my three bats! They do so keep me company. [He got distracted by counting! ...It happens. A lot.] Hello to you too! You're an odd vampire duck!

rass_bestie December 28 2010, 20:38:09 UTC

Bats? They're really part of the furniture. I have Nanny and Igor keep me company.

I am?

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flashy_magic December 29 2010, 00:15:52 UTC

I've always had a flair for the artistic myself! I'd love to see your work.

rass_bestie December 29 2010, 00:32:18 UTC

You would? You would!

[Grand hamminess. Whatever amount of ham you're imagining, multiply it by ten.] Iss this a dagger I see before me? [And there is in fact a glowy, eerie looking dagger there. And where did those theatrical curtains come from?]

flashy_magic December 29 2010, 00:34:45 UTC

[Normally, Drake would mock your acting. Now, however, he decides to say something nice.] Wow, that's great!

rass_bestie December 29 2010, 00:45:54 UTC

[You've made one Vampire Duck very happy, Drake. Not even Nanny compliments his acting properly.] But, of course!