Too much drinking. Toooo much drinking, and fretting, and getting the rookie in trouble. And nothing in the world made a guy feel like cleaning his mouth out with sandpaper than a night that started with Corel ale, and then headed into rum and ice-cream territory. And really, it was a wonder that Reno had managed to drag his sorry ass back home
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... no, he didn't have much to do with himself just now.
Ring, Reno's phone, ring!
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In a ringtone that suggested that there wasn't impending doom awaiting him on the other end of the line.
Reno was, however, still in a bit of a state of shock as he answered. Could anyone really blame him?
"... Yo?"
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"Better after hearin' a voice on the other end of the line that ain't gonna punch me in the face next time he sees me," Reno chuckled. "You got the cable company to show, huh? Speakin' in that fake-Wutai an' everything?"
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did u kno i'm a 'menace to society' red? apparently ur not supposed to leave the keys in the car. who knew?
Oh yes, someone was at work and clearly slacking off, much to her coworker's dismay
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Reno reached for his phone, read the text, and then broke into a lopsided grin.
that so? some1 run away w/ur car alredy or wat?
Hey, slacking was part of her cover. Far be it from Reno to do anything to blow her cover. He'd help slack, and gladly.
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Or something.
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keepn them frm gettn bored even. ur doin them gud doji.
Really! It wouldn't do to be bored on the job, would it?
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Instead it had two (2) pictures of his boots in the grass of the park, and three (3) images of Leto Atreides the Second, Prince Royal of the Universe (or whatever his title was, Arthur couldn't remember) wrestling a flamingo while trying to play croquet in the park.
Let it never be said Arthur wasn't up for frat boy tactics.
God help them all once he figured out how to send duplicates to Romeo.
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He was going to just sit there. And gape. And then howl with laughter for a good half-hour before finally typing in a text reply, actually taking pains to use proper grammar in the face of the fact that they were already bound to be teasing someone, and they didn't need fuel to poke at Reno, too, right?
Leto and pink birds? What did I miss?
And then, five seconds later, and with slightly less proper grammar:
also nice boots man
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And about three minutes later (because this took him longer than Reno), My boots are very nice.
It would probably make more sense if he capitalized 'are', but being unfamiliar with the practice, he felt this held up.
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Yep. All effort at proper grammar had been tossed out the window already. Mostly because Reno got started on the message back, realized that he wasn't entirely certain on the proper spelling of 'maybe,' and then promptly gave up.
He could turn on that thing on his phone that automatically chose the word for him, but that had turned "fucked" into "ducked" last night, and so he wasn't going near it again. Ever.
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