Rude's couch was lumpy and hard to sleep on.
Rude's couch was lumpy and hard to sleep on, Rude's booze was running low, and the lighting in Rude's living room sucked.All that, and Reno had more reading material than he could have ever hoped for. And a bean sprout in a plastic cup sitting in some wet paper towel. And a pair of cacti that he hadn't
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"House of the mad, what's your poison?"
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"How's things out there?"
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Note to self: Find cookies. Ones that aren't diseased or something.
"Things ain't so bad out here. It's Edge, so I ain't expectin' a fanfare or anything like it. I ain't been shot yet, I found a place to crash, so all-in-all, it's been goin' damn good so far."
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Times like this were why Dōjima loved giving everyone individual rings; it let her say the most outrageous things without needing to check the caller ID.
"Moshi moshi!" she called cheerfully. "So. Rude hasn't killed you yet? Or did he just buy earplugs?"
No, he couldn't talk first. That would spoil her fun.
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"Neither, yo! He stuck me on the couch, though. Ain't like he's got room in here for the both of us. Three, if you count Mako, zoto. His couch is lumpy as all friggin' hell, yoto. How are you doin'?"
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"But we're back in the cabins and the new kids are here, and there's a ton of 'em, Red. Like wee little bugs."
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He was, actually. He hadn't trained up a rookie since... well... Since a long while ago. Rude had trained up Elena. Dang.
"Any of 'em done anything amusing, yet?"
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Something cheery and digital sounding. Her ... phone?! She didn't think she was close enough to the tower to be getting a signal. Phone! Phoooooooone! Cue one Al Bhed girl diving for her bag and rooting through it, quickly. Do not drop the signal, tower. Do not. Do not. Do not.
"Hello?" she gasped.
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"OHMYFUCKRIKKUIMISSYOUYO."
Calm. Cool. As always.
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She had to start with that, in case the signal dropped again, because she'd kick herself if she didn't get that out.
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"Is this Reno, or does the display on my phone deceive me?"
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Reno would have been bouncing as he heard Romeo's voice on the other end of the phone, except that he was laying on his chest on the floor, and there was a ferret gnawing on his ponytail. It didn't work out in favor of the bouncing, so much.
"How are you doin', man? How's Fandom treatin' you? You ain't blown anything up since I left, have you?"
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It was all coming out in one breath.
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Which was something Reno had never, ever figured he'd hear himself say.
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No, he wasn't going to say who he was. He figured it was obvious.
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Reno glanced over at Mako, who was putting forth a valiant attempt to lug one of Rude's shoes under the couch. The shoe was as big as the ferret was.
"Mako's as stupid as ever."
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