Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.
Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid
Hawaiian shirt, even worse
shorts, and one of those hideous
fish-ties There just so happened
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All brides needed leopard-print pimp hats.
"We wan' get married," Rikku announced, tottering on the heels and trying not to slur the words too badly. "We're in looooooooooooooove."
And then: another fit of the giggles.
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It was hard to be much of anything, in that shirt.
"I been in love with... Uh..." Naaaames. "Marina Fellina Nadina Scavina Abergoo for, uh. Shit. For forever, yo," he explained, completely seriously. The only thing that really managed to break through his solemn profession of love was the wobbling on his feet and the fact that he was obviously trying very, very hard not to laugh his drunken ass off. "An' we wan' get married."
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Wow, her sunburn was starting to ache. And hers wasn't half so bad as his. Desert girl, she'd have a glowy tan in a few days. Reno? Reno looked like a beet. One that was peeling.
"So me an' ..." Right. Names. "Me an' ... Sven ... Higurr ... nurr ... hurr ... nurr ... hurrsssson. He ass'ed an' I said yes. 'Cause. We're in looooooooooooooooove."
She had, in fact, forgotten that she had already shared that vital piece of information with the poor, misbegotten officiants.
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He had a sixth sense for these things, though, so he was definitely there.
Gawking. Attentively.
What? He'd phoned the bride while she was having sex once. That totally counted.
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So excitedly that she fell off her damn shoes.
Please hold while the bride discovers whether or not she can stand up again.
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Very, very soberly. "Sorry about that," he added, "You're just very metaphorically naked."
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She was halfway around the corner before she realized she had recognized most of the participants, and backtracked to go in and look around in undisguised horror.
"Tell me they didn't?" she asked helplessly. "I'm hallucinating from too much sun?"
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