The Chapel On The Ship, Friday Afternoon

Feb 27, 2009 17:37

Okay, so there had been a bit of drinking, last night. A little. More than a little. A fair bit. A lot.

Reno and Rikku were totally smashed. Which had led to wacky goings on and terrible fashion choices in a completely handwavey manner involving a horrid Hawaiian shirt, even worse shorts, and one of those hideous fish-ties There just so happened ( Read more... )

places: out and about, people: doji, people: annja creed, people: deadpool, people: hoshi sato, people: romeo, what: i take it back high school is awes, people: sokka, people: jeff murdock, people: rikku, what: eeeeeeeee, what: love an marriage an shit

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The Ceremony! raspberryturk February 27 2009, 21:58:47 UTC
Vows and I Dos and all that good stuff!

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Re: The Ceremony! the_merriest February 27 2009, 22:04:55 UTC
Rikku was a little wobbly on her feet. It might have been all the booze. It might have been the lemon yellow go-go boots. They went nicely with her tasteful and elegant gown and the leopard-print pimp hat.

All brides needed leopard-print pimp hats.

"We wan' get married," Rikku announced, tottering on the heels and trying not to slur the words too badly. "We're in looooooooooooooove."

And then: another fit of the giggles.

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Re: The Ceremony! raspberryturk February 27 2009, 22:08:21 UTC
Reno totally nodded. The steady, emphatic nod of a man who had been drinking entirely too much since at least the night before. The nod of a drunk man who wanted to be particularly convincing.

It was hard to be much of anything, in that shirt.

"I been in love with... Uh..." Naaaames. "Marina Fellina Nadina Scavina Abergoo for, uh. Shit. For forever, yo," he explained, completely seriously. The only thing that really managed to break through his solemn profession of love was the wobbling on his feet and the fact that he was obviously trying very, very hard not to laugh his drunken ass off. "An' we wan' get married."

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Re: The Ceremony! the_merriest February 27 2009, 22:14:54 UTC
"He pro-- ... he prip-- ... he proo-- ..." Rikku hiccuped, then had to grab his shirt for support. Hiccups were enough to make her teetering worse. Okay! Okay. "He ass'ed me to marr' him."

Wow, her sunburn was starting to ache. And hers wasn't half so bad as his. Desert girl, she'd have a glowy tan in a few days. Reno? Reno looked like a beet. One that was peeling.

"So me an' ..." Right. Names. "Me an' ... Sven ... Higurr ... nurr ... hurr ... nurr ... hurrsssson. He ass'ed an' I said yes. 'Cause. We're in looooooooooooooooove."

She had, in fact, forgotten that she had already shared that vital piece of information with the poor, misbegotten officiants.

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The Gawkers! raspberryturk February 27 2009, 21:59:25 UTC
Grab a pew! Take blackmail photos! Try to talk them out of it!

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Re: The Gawkers! scary_jeff February 27 2009, 22:09:03 UTC
Jeff wasn't sure how he'd gotten here.

He had a sixth sense for these things, though, so he was definitely there.

Gawking. Attentively.

What? He'd phoned the bride while she was having sex once. That totally counted.

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Re: The Gawkers! the_merriest February 27 2009, 22:16:59 UTC
Rikku -- Marina -- whatever her fake name was? She saw Jeff and bounced and waved. Yay!

So excitedly that she fell off her damn shoes.

Please hold while the bride discovers whether or not she can stand up again.

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Re: The Gawkers! scary_jeff February 27 2009, 22:20:20 UTC
"I know that happens," Jeff told her, leaning over her.

Very, very soberly. "Sorry about that," he added, "You're just very metaphorically naked."

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After the Ceremony! raspberryturk February 27 2009, 22:00:05 UTC
Try to catch the newlyweds before they run off on their... honeymoon or whatever it is?

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Re: After the Ceremony! dojima_hime February 27 2009, 23:20:39 UTC
Dōjima was on her way back to her room to change for tonight's fun when she passed the chapel, absently noting that someone seemed to be having a party.

She was halfway around the corner before she realized she had recognized most of the participants, and backtracked to go in and look around in undisguised horror.

"Tell me they didn't?" she asked helplessly. "I'm hallucinating from too much sun?"

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Re: After the Ceremony! spiritandsword February 27 2009, 23:21:50 UTC
Annja shook her head, her eyes full of laughter. "They did but... I wouldn't worry too much."

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Re: After the Ceremony! dojima_hime February 27 2009, 23:28:36 UTC
"I'm not worried," she protested, still looking slightly shocked. "I don't think weddings here are legally binding in Spira and Gaia, but tell me someone has pictures, because I have a buyer."

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OOC! raspberryturk February 27 2009, 22:00:29 UTC
Because even drunken crack needs OOC.

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Re: OOC! spiritandsword February 27 2009, 22:42:09 UTC
I think I love you guys.

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Re: OOC! raspberryturk February 27 2009, 22:44:53 UTC
Had to happen at least once on this trip. <3

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Re: OOC! spiritandsword February 27 2009, 22:45:29 UTC
*giggles* Yes, yes it did.

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