I decided to do this instead of a real update, even though there are meaningful things I could say

[rashind]

Yay, I was bored enough to do this.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

Comments

[sirsprague]

"Seriously, dude, unless you plan to extort sex from the students you're TAing, you need to find a new hook."

Let's see, with a 3:1 ratio at Caltech, and vastly more men than women in science jobs, I think I'm out of hooks, bait, fish, water, and vaginas.

[rashind]

Artfully put. You could always switch teams. Dicks are just big clits with balls.