Secrets of buying panties.

[ras2883]

Shopping for panties is a very irritating experience for me.

The quest for cute AND sexy underwear is long and exhausting. I can only buy panties at a.) Limited Too (size 12) and b.) Victoria's Secret (XS), and both have major pros/cons. Let's evaluate.

LTD2 panties are great for cute minus the sexy. I am not about having frogs and flamingos on

Comments

[tomwalker]

The idea of buying underwear in terms of sexiness is foreign to me...you've seen my boxers. But I can say these things with confidence:

--The flamingo is the sexiest of the birds. They are all leg.

--Everyone knows anorexic women don't wear underwear...it adds too much weight to the scale.

Besides, if you get caught up in the packaging, you lose sight of what's really important about our anniversary weekend: the pussy. In summation, as Confuscious once say: Panties not greatest thing in world, but next to it.

[This comment is both sexist AND racist...and it makes fun of eating disorders. I'm a real catch].

[ras2883]

When I was younger, I collected flamingos. My mother always said I reminded her of one, because my legs are so long and skinny and I have the big knees.

...what's really important about our anniversary weekend: the pussy.

I love it when you sweet-talk me.

[phyreiyz]

I love everything about this entry, the comment, and the authors of both.

Oh yes, this brightened a day home from work for sure.

[ras2883]

It's so amazing to me how much you enjoyed my panty pursuit. I'm thrilled to have brightened your day.

[phyreiyz]

*laughs*

You always brighten my day!

[xconfused_mindx]

I totally know how you feel. I am also a size XS and get very frustrated when I can't find any of that size for the pair I fall in love with.

I tend to find both cute and sexy at Urban Outfitters and American Eagle. AE can get a little pricy (from like 7-10 bucks a pair) but it's worth it to me because like I said, they're way cute and sexy and totally comfortable! Try there next time. :)

[ras2883]

I knew you'd understand. Unfortunately, there aren't any UO where I live -- which is probably a good thing seeing as how when I lived in NYC, I dropped a bundle in there weekly. I'll definitely look at AE, though. Thanks for the info, Jess.

[ras2883]

Like during Twister?

[broadwaychicky]

Rachel, this entry really made me want to go shopping for underwear for you. I don't know how I feel about that.

[ras2883]

You should never deny such strong urges. Be warned, the task ahead of you is a mighty one.