FICATHON: Charlie Weasley Gets Around
Title: Charlie Weasley Gets Around
Author: Lee West (westwardlee)
Challenge: The Numbers Game
Pairing: Charlie Weasley and Igor Karkaroff, Marcus Flint, Penelope Clearwater, Bill Weasley, Nearly Headless Nick, Katie Bell, Dennis Creevey
Rating: R
Word Count: Exactly 700
Summary: Charlie doesn't have much to do in Romania, so he puts his imagination - and his hand - to good use.
Author's Notes: This is sheer crack, sorry! It's also my second attempt at the Numbers Game. I knew I would regret it!
None of the characters felt right for Charlie, so I used them all.
***
1. Igor Karkaroff
The man is a Death Eater. And a coward, too, who named names to avoid going to Azkaban. Charlie has an instinctive dislike for both dark wizards and rats, and normally he wouldn't even think twice about Karkaroff.
But the man looked good in that fur hat. Maybe it was his dark personality that contributed to it, but he found Karkaroff very hot.
In the cold Romanian night, alone in his bed, Charlie imagines Igor naked, with his fur hat still on. He pulls his pants down, shivering, his eyes closed, imagining the Dark Mark making obscene gestures at him.
***
2. Marcus Flint
The boy is ugly as sin, with crooked teeth and an evil smile. He's also a Slytherin, and Charlie has that Gryffindor instinctive dislike for Slytherins.
But, Charlie thinks, put a pillowcase over Flint's head and the rest is quite admirable. He saw Marcus playing Quidditch and thought his arse looked especially good with the broom between the cheeks.
The snow falls outside in the Romanian countryside, but Charlie's mind is on a warm summer day in England, he and Marcus together on a grassy field. Charlie takes the pillowcase off Marcus's face and the uneven teeth graze his skin.
***
3. Penelope Clearwater
She's one of the off-limits women, and Charlie much prefers men anyway. But when he receives the wedding invitation for Percy's wedding, his future sister-in-law takes a special place in his fantasies.
He imagines her in her white gown, walking down the aisle, while Percy waits for her, smiling nervously.
When she passes by the pew where Charlie sits, she winks at him and mouths, "Tonight, in your room."
It's kinky and wrong, he knows, but it's the forbidden that brings him over the edge, the thought that Penny straddles him while Percy waits for her in their honeymoon bed.
***
4. Bill Weasley
Charlie has never been one for incest - there is something very wrong about being attracted to one's brothers or sister. But the long, lonely Romanian night demands something twisted. He knows he won't be able to sleep otherwise.
Of all his siblings, Bill is the one with the most potential. As different in appearance as he is, Bill could almost be considered a more distant relative.
And he's cool and married to an equally cool woman. As Charlie's hand closes around his cock, he lets his mind wander to Shell Cottage, and Bill entering him while Fleur watches.
And approves.
***
5. Nearly Headless Nick
Charlie can't explain why Nearly Headless Nick is the subject of choice that night. A ghost?
But it was obvious that Nick liked boys when he was alive and he had a soft spot for Charlie. Maybe not exactly soft, Charlie muses. He remembers Nick leering at his body.
Young Charlie, sweaty from Quidditch practice, thought it was gross. Adult Charlie, shivering under his covers, gives the old ghost some belated pleasure. He moans, his cock moving in and out of Nick's mouth, and hopes that the real ghost can feel something, too.
He deserves it, after all those years.
***
6. Katie Bell
He got an owl from her that morning, so he decides to fuck her at night. Another woman, something rare for a bisexual-identifying-with-gay man.
But if Charlie ever decided to settle down with a female, Katie could be it. She's loved him since they danced at Ron's wedding. She admired his restraint when she was drunk and pressed her body against his in lust. He never told her that he was sated then, having just had a quick encounter with Viktor Krum in an empty room.
Yes, she could be the one - if she agrees to share him with men.
***
7. Dennis Creevey
Charlie Weasley, you are a dirty old man, he thinks as he places the picture showing a diminutive young boy on his bedside table.
The picture came with an owl requesting an interview for the Daily Prophet about the people who fought in the last war. Young Dennis wants to come to Romania to talk to Charlie personally.
He's young, but obviously of age, since he's finished Hogwarts. Charlie imagines the elfin-looking boy in his bed. He fists his hard cock and decides to accept the interview. Hopefully Dennis will like what he sees.
And stay during the cold winter.
Author: Lee West (westwardlee)
Challenge: The Numbers Game
Pairing: Charlie Weasley and Igor Karkaroff, Marcus Flint, Penelope Clearwater, Bill Weasley, Nearly Headless Nick, Katie Bell, Dennis Creevey
Rating: R
Word Count: Exactly 700
Summary: Charlie doesn't have much to do in Romania, so he puts his imagination - and his hand - to good use.
Author's Notes: This is sheer crack, sorry! It's also my second attempt at the Numbers Game. I knew I would regret it!
None of the characters felt right for Charlie, so I used them all.
***
1. Igor Karkaroff
The man is a Death Eater. And a coward, too, who named names to avoid going to Azkaban. Charlie has an instinctive dislike for both dark wizards and rats, and normally he wouldn't even think twice about Karkaroff.
But the man looked good in that fur hat. Maybe it was his dark personality that contributed to it, but he found Karkaroff very hot.
In the cold Romanian night, alone in his bed, Charlie imagines Igor naked, with his fur hat still on. He pulls his pants down, shivering, his eyes closed, imagining the Dark Mark making obscene gestures at him.
***
2. Marcus Flint
The boy is ugly as sin, with crooked teeth and an evil smile. He's also a Slytherin, and Charlie has that Gryffindor instinctive dislike for Slytherins.
But, Charlie thinks, put a pillowcase over Flint's head and the rest is quite admirable. He saw Marcus playing Quidditch and thought his arse looked especially good with the broom between the cheeks.
The snow falls outside in the Romanian countryside, but Charlie's mind is on a warm summer day in England, he and Marcus together on a grassy field. Charlie takes the pillowcase off Marcus's face and the uneven teeth graze his skin.
***
3. Penelope Clearwater
She's one of the off-limits women, and Charlie much prefers men anyway. But when he receives the wedding invitation for Percy's wedding, his future sister-in-law takes a special place in his fantasies.
He imagines her in her white gown, walking down the aisle, while Percy waits for her, smiling nervously.
When she passes by the pew where Charlie sits, she winks at him and mouths, "Tonight, in your room."
It's kinky and wrong, he knows, but it's the forbidden that brings him over the edge, the thought that Penny straddles him while Percy waits for her in their honeymoon bed.
***
4. Bill Weasley
Charlie has never been one for incest - there is something very wrong about being attracted to one's brothers or sister. But the long, lonely Romanian night demands something twisted. He knows he won't be able to sleep otherwise.
Of all his siblings, Bill is the one with the most potential. As different in appearance as he is, Bill could almost be considered a more distant relative.
And he's cool and married to an equally cool woman. As Charlie's hand closes around his cock, he lets his mind wander to Shell Cottage, and Bill entering him while Fleur watches.
And approves.
***
5. Nearly Headless Nick
Charlie can't explain why Nearly Headless Nick is the subject of choice that night. A ghost?
But it was obvious that Nick liked boys when he was alive and he had a soft spot for Charlie. Maybe not exactly soft, Charlie muses. He remembers Nick leering at his body.
Young Charlie, sweaty from Quidditch practice, thought it was gross. Adult Charlie, shivering under his covers, gives the old ghost some belated pleasure. He moans, his cock moving in and out of Nick's mouth, and hopes that the real ghost can feel something, too.
He deserves it, after all those years.
***
6. Katie Bell
He got an owl from her that morning, so he decides to fuck her at night. Another woman, something rare for a bisexual-identifying-with-gay man.
But if Charlie ever decided to settle down with a female, Katie could be it. She's loved him since they danced at Ron's wedding. She admired his restraint when she was drunk and pressed her body against his in lust. He never told her that he was sated then, having just had a quick encounter with Viktor Krum in an empty room.
Yes, she could be the one - if she agrees to share him with men.
***
7. Dennis Creevey
Charlie Weasley, you are a dirty old man, he thinks as he places the picture showing a diminutive young boy on his bedside table.
The picture came with an owl requesting an interview for the Daily Prophet about the people who fought in the last war. Young Dennis wants to come to Romania to talk to Charlie personally.
He's young, but obviously of age, since he's finished Hogwarts. Charlie imagines the elfin-looking boy in his bed. He fists his hard cock and decides to accept the interview. Hopefully Dennis will like what he sees.
And stay during the cold winter.