Fanfic Challenge the Third: Threesomes!

[fantasticpants]

So, yes. The challenge is: write a threesome fic!

Wild and unexpected, doncha think?

Threesome is only a minimum requirement, though, so foursomes, Primatech orgies, and Nakamura/Everyone are all welcome!

Rules:

1. For the purpose of this challenge, any permutation of characters is acceptable, as long as three or more parties are involved. No need to reference THE LIST. And yes, I know I just referenced the List. Shuttup.
   
2. Minimum of 500 words, completed by October 1st, 2007.
3. Any rating is acceptable.
4. At least a hint of shady threesome-y activity must be apparent. We have spies secret agents paper salesmen making sure it's there.
   

Answering the Challenge:
All fics in response to this challenge must be designated as such in the subject line (using the name of the challenge: "Threesomes!" (yes, the exclamation mark is mandatory, dammit!) and tagged fic challenge #3: threesomes!.

Go on, threesome away! All for one and one for all! Etc.