So Nurse Boy texts me at midnight and tells me he feels really bad because his best friend has been crying on his shoulder for 4 hours while he has been ignoring me. I barely gave him a response. The way I figure, if it's this much trouble to schedule a hang out now, how much worse will it get if we dated ( Read more... )

I have been stood up two nights in a row now by the nurse dude I met on Saturday. He even initiated the desire to hang out tonight and then he sort of dropped off the face of the earth. I do, however, have a coffee date on campus Friday with a friend of a friend I found via myspace. And of course, good ole Crypt Keeper is still texting me everyday ( Read more... )

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Since Tina is now officially a HOOTERS girl, I got to go there for lunch today and eat for free during their "mock" training day. I know this is Council Bluffs, but the girls that got hired are absolutely stunning and our little black waitress was my favorite (my blaq gurl fetish kicked in big time). Their food was really good too and they do a ( Read more... )

My job reached new levels of crazy and hilarity last night when we had a standoff between police, a wheelchair veteran and his wife. Both the wheelchair vet and his wife had been drinking and I heard them arguing in the elevator and he called her a "fucking bitch". Suffice to say, it was really awkward when their elevator stopped at the floor I ( Read more... )

My dad just informed me that my dog, Chester, has been shot ( Read more... )

Wednesday I had my interview with Justin at the Homewood Suites downtown and I totally got the job. Tuesday, I will officially be a representative for Hilton hotels, working at two of their hotels in Omaha. Suffice to say, I wanted to do something celebratory and I decided to drag Tina with me to Springfield to see the college buds ( Read more... )

and after that very touching entry, here are lots of pictures from Leberfest 08, as well as the tanking pictures from this weekend.

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So a wife of one our archery associates was handing out free puppies at work today and I had to snatch one up. I'd like you all to meet Bella Vita Trina Turner, she is six weeks old and part lab, part German shorthair.


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I helped a transgender male-to-female at work today named Bianca Nurton. "She" is an avid fisher"woman" and I felt kind of bad because she had lots of visible scars from her surgeries and her Adam's apple was still in full swing. When I looked at her drivers license she definitely made an attractive man.

Different strokes, true story.