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With what's going on with my life, 
I better not have paper trail...
Of anything that's going on atm.

Diaries are completely unlogical...
No wonder I stopped writing in it.
I better burn it.
No. I'll invent a Diary Chop-o-Mat!
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I have an idea for new toy collection.
WHY sell them a whole castle, 
when I can totally sell them piece by piece 
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So that's where I've put it...
No wonder I wasn't able to find it.
Who'd guess it's under all those cogs.
Heh.
Anyway...stuff happened.
SO many things happen I can't remember them now.
But mostly it was boring anyway. 
Everybody was out there, I was here.
Salt still flows, trading is still going on, House stands.
I didn't manage to ruin it yet.
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All I do in life these days is juggle to survive.
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A regent became a King.
One oath later, Sorgo stands firmly.
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Leto is taking salt to Kitzeh.
My ugly yet brave cousin, him.
Accompanied by pirates.
Trade goes well.
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Kincaid is out of army,
And we're sorta spooked,
But neither of us is going anywhere,
Thankfully.
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Benedict isn't leading the army.
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It was amazing... 
I was so nervous, but Leto and Kincaid calmed me down.
So did nice person called Scotch.
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Got tons of beautiful gifts, still unwrapping them...
(note to self: send thank you cards)
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People seemed to have fun.
They liked entertainers and music, and especially fireworks.
And booze. But then I knew they'll like the booze.
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Brighty, Leto ( Read more... )

I swear....
It better be best party ever!
Cause my head is about to burst,
And the house is about to fall apart 
with all the people crawling around
and running up and down.
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Mistress, what about...
My lady, which one...
Lady de Sorgo, here are the numbers...
Uh oh...invitations aren't sent there!
Flowers DIED on us!
There's no EGGS in whole AMBER!
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