ranking [oo6]; accidental voice post

[ranking_planet]

=click=

I can hear you, Ranking Planet.

[a random, levitated object zooms by the mic. perhaps a video casette, perhaps the table, perhaps some other unidentified object floating around creating whoosh whoosh noises]

Kurosaki Ichigo is ranked most attached to his deceased mother out of 347658.

[other mumbled rankings

Comments

[moarmoemoe]

Oh shit! Tell me something!

[ranking_planet]

Travis is ranked 3 out of 9138 to stay a virgin for the rest of their life.

1/3

[moarmoemoe]

3?

[moarmoemoe]

Not #1?

...wait...

[civilizing]

Should you be divulging such personal information?

[ranking_planet]

Out of range.

[civilizing]

Young man, are you alright?

[ranking_planet]

I am fine, Unyuu Mimori.

[samuraimei]

I'm the strongest samurai, right? Right?

[ranking_planet]

Shimizu Raimei strength as a samurai is ranked 13th out of 359.

[samuraimei]

Am I number 1 at anything?

...What about Raikou.

[ranking_planet]

Out of range. He is not in the City.

[tenmorehours]

347658?? That many??

...I don't know if that's the sort of thing people want posted on the Network for all to see.

d-do i have permissions to rank him?

[ranking_planet]

There is a 83.67985% chance that your assumption is correct.

Oh, yes! Total permission!

[tenmorehours]

Oh, well, it's...nice to know when I'm probably right about things. ...But if that's the case, then shouldn't you...?

mkies!

[ranking_planet]

Shouldn't I...?

[i_themagician]

Oh, I'm sure he won't be pleased when he hears that.

[ranking_planet]

76.3434% that you are correct in your assumption.

[i_themagician]

... I'm always correct.