Peach juice will make its way through 300 thread count sheets and stain a mattress in about 3 seconds. Don't ask me how I know this. I just know.

A tip for the ladies--Just because a man has asked for garlic on every meal you have ever served him does not mean he likes the taste of garlic on your breasts. Don't ask how I know this. I just know.

We just had a pretty good weekend. We did not run around like crazy doing errands. We did some errands but we kept the number of them reasonable ( Read more... )

Tonight is date night. I love those! I look forward to them all week. Now, if I could just focus on my work for a couple of hours.

I found the dress that I want to wear should there be a reason to wear it in September ( Read more... )

I miss my ranger. I find that I often turn to lj when I am missing him but fear to call and awaken him.

Let me tell ya, lj is a poor substitute.

You know how Jeff Foxworthy does those "You just might be a redneck if . . . " lists? I propose we start one for geeks ( Read more... )

In the news:

Rep. Nancy Pelosi on Thursday became the first woman speaker of the House of Representatives

I think this means I should do a little Constitutional research. If memory serves, The speaker of the House is 3rd in line to the Presidency. Maybe this is a route to the first woman president.

My son has bronchitis so I have to cancel our trip with polyranger! Even worse, I probably should not even see him for several days. The doctor says the kids are contagious as long as they are still coughing. I don't want polyranger to come over here and get sick. That would be awful! Once, long ago, I had been told that a person is only contagious for the first ( Read more... )

My polyranger just sent me a dozen roses. But not just the usual dozen roses. He sent 10 red and 2 pink. He is SUCH a keeper.

Happy 6 months, Babe!