Angry Birds Slashfic: Pork Chop Hill

Jun 18, 2013 11:46

Summary: The black bird has a forbidden desire for the mustache pig. But their time together will be tragically limited. Humor/Parody, rated PG-13 for slash and birdie innuendo.

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engarian June 18 2013, 19:12:42 UTC
OMG brilliant! You had me laughing all the way and that's rare on a work day :-) *hugs*

- Erulisse (one L)

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randy_o June 18 2013, 23:00:26 UTC
Glad you liked it!

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From the New Pork Times Book Reviews pandemonium_213 June 19 2013, 11:42:31 UTC
In Pork Chop Hill, Pigazir Prize winning author Randy explores the forbidden fruit that is avian and porcine lust, reaching into an existential wasteland of spent emotion, feathers, and death. The textual introspection on the part of the protagonist aptly illustrates the rubicon of postcapitalist sexual identity, as he hurtles toward completion and self-justified totality with his nemesis, his love - the Pig. Pork Chop Hill is an exploration of the darkness that twitters in all of us.

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Re: From the New Pork Times Book Reviews ignoblebard June 19 2013, 13:07:35 UTC
I find I don't often agree with the New Pork Times reviews but this one was spot on.

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Re: From the New Pork Times Book Reviews randy_o June 19 2013, 15:19:04 UTC
ROFL -- you just made me wet myself.

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ignoblebard June 19 2013, 13:11:17 UTC
Only you could have thought this one up. I laughed all the way through.

This is truly a gem of the genre, or any genre for that matter. I can't get past level three of the game so I might never have known about this particular relationship. Thanks for bringing it to light.

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randy_o June 19 2013, 15:21:12 UTC
You should keep playing. It's just as well I didn't include Black Bird's contempt for the female, Bubbles. Bubbles can be damned usefulat times.

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