Ah Grasshopper, you must employ the power of positive thinking. Just tell yourself the picture is not hard to see because of the oil, tell yourself instead that it is now very sexy because everything is in soft focus, just as if you had coated your computer in vaseline. Mmm, soft focus. . . Marilyne would be proud.
"He's not dead but he's paralyzed. Someone slipped a userpic through the back of skull, damaging the spinal cord. He's lucky to be alive. But not as lucky as that userpic."
I'm pretty sure I saw that userpic holed up in a little fleabag hotel in Juarez with a dame that looked like a chalupacabra. You ain't never gonna see that userpic again.
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