I lost my house keys. I think they might be in my dads car... he's on holiday for two weeks to Majorca. My electricity fob for topping up my lecky is attached to my house keys... and last night i spent the whole night not sleeping listening to the fucking thing beeping because i only had 69p on the meter... shitting myself that i was going to run ( Read more... )

Oh my lord, i can't believe that i'm under 3 weeks away from giving birth ( Read more... )

I'll be 37 whole entire weeks as of midnight tonight ( Read more... )

Pregnancy is fun. The Braxton Hicks are not. I have a feeling that people don't believe me when i say this... but i strongly feel that Braxton Hicks are worse than labour. Labour is the final hurdle before you get to meet your precious cargo... Braxton Hicks are just fucking teases ( Read more... )

I never put down my own predictions... lol. Ok so;

IF/WHEN MY WATERS BREAK: Yes - 2 hours after my contractions start.
DATE I GO INTO LABOUR: 9th July.
HOW LONG I'LL BE IN LABOUR: 6 hours.
DATE I GIVE BIRTH: 10th July.
TIME OF BABY'S BIRTH: 0508.
BABY'S WEIGHT: 6lb 9oz.Midwives today!! 36 + 1... Midwife we're seeing right up til baby's birth is a ( Read more... )

Ali and I have been best friends forever. He's amazing, the best friend i've ever had, and the best friend i ever will have ( Read more... )

Drove mum and Agnes to Largs and back today. Tailed a police car all the way back, and as soon as the fucker pulled off and i hit the IBM road, the wind must have caught my front L Plate and tossed it up against the windscreen. lol. So i lost it, obviously, as i couldn't exactly stop to go back and find it after it flew over the roof of the car! ( Read more... )

I discovered that, as a learner driver, i am allowed to take back seat passengers so long as i've still got somone in the front passenger seat who has had a full license for over 2 years. So it means that as long as my mums in the front beside me, then i can drive anywhere that she wants to go with people in the back seat ( Read more... )

Imagine... i laughed when they said he had cancer... i just thought it was a desperate attempt at gaining popularity and support from the public... and more money - quite frankly. You know; cause it worked for Jade Goody so well ( Read more... )

I just seen a woman with the best pregnancy t-shirt in the world... lol.

I cant get in my pregnancy tee anymore... my boobs hike it up to high to cover my bump, and my 43" round belly doesnt like being bound tightly by my clothing.

*sigh*

Must Get New Clothes.

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