The Peterson-Loner Household
Over to the Peterson-Loner household!
If you’ve forgotten how their last round went, which is totally fine because that was back in October 2013, all you really need to know is that Ajay and Jessica fell in love, got married, and moved into a little house in Strangetown. They are now super poor and I had to sell half the wallpaper to buy them this bookcase, but they’re happy.
Jessica: I’d be happier with a chair.
Not enough wallpaper for that.
Ajay: Sorted.
Breaking in their new purchases.
Ajay: Wifey wifey wife.
Ajay had the next morning off and decided he wanted to spend it fishing. No idea why, Nature isn’t his OTH, but they have a little pond in the back garden so I let him.
Ajay: The fuck is this?
You didn’t expect to find anything living in there, did you?
Ajay: I meant the wall tool there in Live mode.
Oh, OK, that is weird. Lemme just save and exit...
And fixed!
More of this.
But Ajay and Jessica’s work shifts put them on opposite hours, so I send Ajay out to play chess so I don’t have to watch him skill at home, alone.
Jessica: I’m promoting myself.
Can’t you just go ahead and promote yourself all the way to supervillainy?
Jessica: I mean, that’s the plan, yeah.
Can’t you do it now?
Jessica: I WISH.
Celebratory sushi.
Ajay: Beautiful stars. But I wanna look at something else beautiful.
I’ll give you two some privacy, shall I?
So really, it’s not surprising when this happened.
Also because I was making them try for a baby because they both want one.
Ajay: Oop.
I said ONE.
Ajay: It’s fine, I’m just fat!
Ajay: But not for long.
Ajay: Good night, Jessica.
Aww. What a sweet family. What could go wrong?
Ajay: My terrible taste in women?
That truly is terrible!
Ajay: I blame it on pregnancy hormones.
Ajay: Not my pregnancy hormones, obviously.
You’re awful. Let’s do it.
Ajay: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Olive: You don’t want to know the things I would do with your body.
Dust!
Olive: And this is what it sounds like when doves cry.
Um.
Jessica: It’s fine.
It does actually all seem to be fine now Ajay’s got that flirt out of his system.
Ajay: Weird what murder rumours will do to your libido.
Ajay: Jessica, you’re glowing!
Jessica: Thanks, it’s the pregnancy hormones.
Ajay: I mean you’re literally glowing.
Baby time!
Please just be two please just be two please just be two.
And yay, it’s just two, both boys, named Blake and Jake. Don’t ask me which is which.
Ajay: Working in Strangetown has some unexpected benefits.
Ajay may have had a little wobble, but he is a good dad to the babies. Still, I hire a nanny while Jessica’s at work anyway, just so he can do a little skilling on the side.
And what a good thing I did!
Ajay: I don’t remember the moon being that bright-
Ajay: NO NOT THE PROBE!
Nanny: KEEP IT DOWN, THE BABIES ARE SLEEPING!
Jessica: Well, my day was fairly unproductive. Did I miss anything?
Your husband got abducted and the matchmaker left you a present.
Jessica: Is it money?
Could be!
Seems the aliens took all of Ajay’s baby smarts.
Ajay: Is it supposed to smell like that?
No. It is not.
Oh good, more of this, yay.
Jessica figures out which end of the baby is which...
And the week ends surprisingly peacefully.
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