Alexandra Teatherton
Time to check in on Alexandra Teatherton!
Alexandra: Do trains even exist? All signs suggest not.
The call is coming from inside the house.
Stella invited Alexandra on an outing, so Alex went out to hustle all her friends at poker.
Alexandra: She’s an AU Goth, she’s gotta have some money.
Then she moved on to the teenagers.
Etsu: *casually shuffles like a pro*
Alexandra: I have made a mistake.
Single Sim living alone = a lot of community lot skilling.
Still, at least she finds ways to entertain me when she is home.
General Buzz: Here comes the torpedo!
Alexandra: Arr, plunder my booty!
Behold, the least sexy dialogue I have written since that Fifty Shades Of Grey parody.
Let’s have some wholesome mother-daughter bonding to cleanse our brains.
There was more, but apparently I decided to screencap this riveting chess game instead.
Alexandra: I’ve run out of counters.
Have you considered cleaning some?
Alexandra: I considered it, and decided not to.
More community lot skilling.
You live in an apartment.
Alexandra: So?
You have no garden.
Alexandra: So?
It will start a fire if I put it inside.
Alexandra: MAYBE I WANT IT TO! It would certainly liven things up a bit around here!
How about we throw a party instead?
Neighbour: Can you not?
Alexandra: There’s like, ten seconds left, deal with it.
Other neighbour: Can you clean up before you go to sleep at least? It fucking reeks.
Alexandra: Oh I see, when I keep people up at 11pm it’s a problem, but when you keep me up at 1am, suddenly that’s fine.
Landlord:Please tell me you’re going to clean up before you go to work at least.
Alexandra: Lol no.
Oops.
She brought home her ex-brother-in-law. And ignored him.
Alexandra: Pretty please?
Locked it for you.
Alexandra: You’re the best.
I am not, but thanks.
I told her to work out, and for some reason she decided the best place for that was down the side of the apartment.
Alexandra: The apartment stinks.
Yes, I know. Everybody on the lot has been by to whine about it.
And the week ends with Alexandra not quite achieving her LTW. Ah well, next time!
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