The Greenman Household
Over to the Greenmans!
Rose and Jason have not had sex for eight years and they are very eager to make up for lost time.
And there they go.
I’m so glad you have children to entertain me while you do this for six straight hours in a row.
So here’s Daisy, trapped in the reading nook by all the abandoned books.
Meanwhile, Rose teaches Saffron to speak.
Correction, Rose does not teach Saffron how to speak.
Jason: My wife is so hot.
Yeah, sure, whatever, focus on the toddler for a sec now, would ya?
Basil: Dada.
Jason: Genius! Perfection! Child prodigy!
And the icon hasn’t even disappeared from above his head before we move on to walking.
Nature Leader: Hi, I just wanted to invite-
Rose: Shh, wait and gaze upon my amazing child.
Daisy: GATHER ROUND FOR FEATS OF WONDER!
Nature Leader: I’ll just leave this on the table on my way out.
Saffron learns walking.
Thanks Gabe!
Oh, it’s time for this again.
Rose and Jason: Sure is!
Rose: Ahh, sexy husband.
Good thing he’s a heavy sleeper, because Rose and Basil sat there singing nursery rhymes all night long.
Jason has the day off the next day, so as the toddlers are all trained and the nanny is on Rose’s schedule, I send him down the pub to make friends.
Jason: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON.
Mrs C: Please, do carry on.
After that and totally by coincidence, Jason decided he wanted to see a ghost, so I sent him over to Gothier Green Lawns, where he ran into his niece, Jules.
Jason: And after I see a ghost, I wanna see a wizard.
Ghost: BOO!
Wrong sim, but thanks.
For most sims, I would say call the professionals. But Rose is a plant. She is the professional!
Way to make me a liar, Rose.
Rose: Here’s a re-enactment of how my afternoon went.
Rose: :(
Well at least you’ve still got plenty of this to cheer you up.
And now we take a break for those two horny bastards to watch Daisy grow up.
Daisy: I wish I only had three motives again.
What, and miss puberty?
Daisy: OK this is actually a pretty sweet deal.
And it’s also time for Basil and Saffron to grow up.
Rose: Hurry up, it’s 5.30PM, they’re gonna be out of sync!
Child Saffron! She seems to be growing into her face better now.
And child Basil! Also looking good.
Basil: Thanks.
And then Jason rolled a want for Daisy to get a scholarship, so I had her apply and this showed up!? I’d never seen it before, so I had a google and the Sims Wiki said it was a rare scholarship given to a sim who has a parent in the Education career path. Except Daisy doesn’t. Although her Uncle Gabe is Education Minister. But Jules didn’t get the scholarship?
Then I remembered I have a mod that gives scholarships for badges, so I checked and yup, this is because as an ex-plantsim, Daisy has a gold gardening badge, and the Sims Wiki is a liar.
Moving on! Here’s Basil floating under the slide. Hopefully nobody comes down it and flattens him.
Really? Again?
Rose: Lol ask a stupid question.
Even though they have plenty of greenhouse lights in the house, her sunlight got pretty low, so as soon as the sun came up, she sprinted outside to sunbathe.
Rose: Perfect weather for it.
Then I remembered spores of happiness are a thing and decided to give it a try.
Rose: Can’t say it’s really doing much for me.
Jason: Well I certainly appreciate it.
Here’s madeover Daisy. She wanted an mp3 player, so I sent her out to Hans Trapdoor Company, where she immediately decided she no longer wanted an mp3 player.
Daisy: I could eat though.
She also wanted a friend, so I had her introduce herself to Desdemona.
Daisy: Us sort of supernaturals need to stick together.
She also brought Ripp Grunt home from school and challenged him to a snowball match.
Ripp: Finally, a point to all those years of military training!
Daisy: Wait I am having second thought-
*SPLAT*
The final result was a draw.
Daisy: And a friend.
The twins both wanted to do their homework, so I had Rose and Jason deal with that.
Townie: It’s so nice to see such a loving father and husband. Wanna throw all that away for my random friend?
Jason:
Not pictured is Basil beating the shit out of poor teddy ten seconds later.
Me making winter two seasons long in Riverblossom Hills turned out to be a horrible decision for the garden, so I make Rose and Daisy talk to the plants all night long.
And then I sent them on holiday.
I also sent Gabe along for some family bonding! I wanted to send Jules but she didn’t show up as an option.
Gabe: It’s Freshers week. She’s busy.
Saffron: RAWR!
Basil: I hate you.
Bitch it’s been an hour.
BITCH IT’S BEEN AN HOUR HOW ARE YOU ALREADY SUNBURNED!?
Saffron: You sent me to Twikki Island in my damn outerwear!
You too Daisy?
Daisy: I forgot I don’t have magic plant sunlight powers any more.
Ah well, here comes Rose to rescue-
Rose: Um, I wanna get to the beach and something is blocking my way.
Oh for fucks sake FINE I AM GOING TO FIX THIS.
Goodbye autonomous sea portal, it was nice knowing you.
How did you get sunstroke inside?
Rose: Is he gonna...?
Jason: Let’s see how long it takes.
Gabe: This show is pretty good!
Rose: Thanks!
Jason: OK this is getting awkward now, please leave so I can bang my wife.
Gabe: Sheesh, OK, fine, I can take a hint.
I mean, as the previous pictures show, clearly you cannot.
Rose and Jason: Finally!
Next morning sees Daisy and Rose hanging out on the beach.
Rose: I’m never leaving.
Not your choice, sorry!
Rose: Download a subhood version.
...I’ll think about it.
Hanging out at the ruins.
Some more beachy fun.
Saffron: Is that safe? Aren’t grass-types weak against fire?
Daisy: First of all, I’m a Plantsim, not a Pokemon. Second, I’m not a Plantsim any more.
Hula party!
Gabe: Ow ow pain ow.
The only mildly annoying thing is that there’s not a lot of stuff to do in the hotel, so Gabe and Rose keep trying to watch TV while everyone was asleep, so in the end I gifted Gabe a shovel and told him to hunt for treasure while Rose did yoga for hours.
Rose: The tree pose is my favourite.
Saffron: This place is too damn hot.
On the last night, I let Uncle Gabe babysit while Rose and Jason go out on a date.
Rose: Mmm, is it hot here or is it just my husband?
Tour Guide: Oh my God SHUT UP.
I’m quite sure I don’t need to explain what’s going on here.
Saffron: Hey, so can I have a little brother or sister?
Ahaha! No! Let’s get that skill one instead.
Synchronised skilling!
Daisy loves to swim, so as she spends all her free time in the pool, I gave her a snorkle and flippers.
Then I remembered I have a mod that gives plantsims a few magical spells, most notably one to make all plants perfect, so now the eggplants are delicious and ready to harvest!
Weekend! Time for a family trip to the park.
Daisy: No bathroom for you until I get a tip!
Rose: I’m so proud.
Friend-making.
Go for the obviously rich people, of course!
Idiot crew.
Then he had to run back out to work again about an hour later, leaving Rose to talk about birds with Morty Roth.
Rose: Yeah, we have a bird cage and no parrot, what about it.
Turns out Jason had a cold, oops.
Jason: Nooo I can die yet, Rose and I are only on page 57 of the Kama Sutra!
Rose: Please don’t take my husband, I’ll be all alone in this strange, cruel world!
Grim: Don’t you have three children?
Rose: YES AND THEY NEED THEIR FATHER!
Hooray!
Rose: Jason! Darling! Never do that again!
Jason: I’ll try not to!
Hobby Leader: Hey, now you’re back, I just wanna give you somethng.
Jason: Uh, really not the best time.
And the week ends with Rose and Jason doing what they do best. Probably because they know it’s gonna be another eight years before they can do it again.
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