The Bright Household
Time to head over to my final University subhood. Eeee, I’m so excited! My very first uberhood rotation is almost over!
*ahem*
So, the first household I’m gonna be playing is the Bright Household, consisting of Allegra Gorey, Jane Stacks and Martin Ruben.
And I don’t even get halfway through checking Allegra’s clothes before Jane and Martin start mackin’ on each other.
Allegra: You guys changing your clothes too?
Jane: Uh... yes, that’s exactly what we’re doing.
Allegra: So I was thinking we should make a chores chart...
Allegra: I was thinking we could take it in turns to do stuff like take out the trash or clean the bathroom rather than one person be stuck with one chore...
Allegra: Unless either of you have any objections? No? Cool, we’ll do that then.
Llama: FADA SOOLA-
Allegra: Um, I’m trying to study here.
Llama: What a great idea!
Martin: Why is there a Llama-
Llame: Um, I’m trying to study here.
Jane: -And then I said-
Coach: JUMPING JACKS. NOW.
Jane: What? No, that was that asshole coach.
Jane: Everything hurts and I’m dying.
Jane: Rehydration!
Martin: Do you have to do that when I’m cooking RIGHT NOW?
Family dinner.
Family dinner with cheering.
Allegra: Holy shit, weather!?
Jane: Pretty stars.
Martin: Haha puddles.
Cow: *lurks ominously*
Martin: Oh look, all that puddle jumping made me fit.
If that were true, Peppa Pig would be jacked.
You’re not Googling that, are you?
Martin: What? No, I’m writing my term paper!
Meanwhile, Allegra challenged the Cow to a game of catch.
Allegra: Ow! What the fuck!?
Cow: Oops, thought we were playing baseball.
Allegra: Do you want me to go and fetch a baseball bat then? Because I can do that.
Who’s that?
Allegra: No idea.
Jane: Um, I would quite like to go to bed now.
So go? I’m not stopping you?
Jane: But it’s finals time!
Oops lol, better go do that first then.
Results!
Martin: Hi.
Allegra: HAHAHAHA THAT’S HILARIOUS.
Martin: Noo, my abs!
Ah well, easy come, easy go.
Allegra: If you had a genie lamp, what would you wish for?
Jane: Is the genie limited like the Aladdin one? Because there’s a couple of people I wouldn’t mind murdering.
Right, time to pick up welcome packs from the student center.
Jane: Flamingo dance night? Wait, did I misread that? Surely it’s flamenco- no, it’s flamingo. OK. Weird.
Townie: And fuck this bin in particular.
You know there’s a bath right behind you, yes?
Allegra: Yes, why?
Just checking.
Jane: Surprise!
Martin: A welcome pack! Just what I always wanted! How can I ever thank you!?
Jane: ...It’s a $15 llama toy in a bucket-
Martin: HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?
Jane: ...With an orgasm.
And Martin is happy to oblige.
Meanwhile, disappointed by her crappy grades last semester, Allegra decides to write a term paper.
While Jane mooches around and paints.
Somebody else rolled a want for a woodworking bench, and Jane’s OTH is tinkering, so I ordered her to make bricks.
Will: Here’s an invitation to my secret garage. Come alone.
An invitation no girl can resist!
And results! Allegra’s grades have definitely improved!
Allegra: Ugh, I’m starving.
Allegra: Ooh, a sandwich!
Allegra: Ew, it’s rotten.
Allegra: Ugh, I’m starving.
Allegra: Ooh, a sandwich!
Allegra: Ew, it’s rotten.
Allegra: Ugh, I’m starving...
Nice earrings, Alexandra!
Allegra: Bella Goth did WHAT!?
Jane: The fossil fuel industry is killing the planet.
Allegra: And my pawn is killing your bishop.
Jane: Is that even a real move?
Jane: I know you’re there, Allegra.
Allegra: But the door hides me so well!
Jane: Right, now I’ve got all my skills, it’s time to write my term paper.
MEANWHILE.
Martin: Mmm, Allegra’s kind of sexy.
Allegra: And I can prove it! Kissy kissy!
Martin: I’m flattered, but no thank you.
Allegra: But but but...
Allegra: Please?
Martin: Still a no!
Allegra: MY HEART IS BROKEN CRY CRY CRY.
You got a body point though!
Allegra: I WANT KISSES!
Jane and Martin: Mmmm, tasty tasty grilled cheese.
I felt bad for Allegra, so I had a look at her relationships and saw she had a crush on Castor Nova, so I invited him over in the hope she might get some smoochies from him instead.
Allegra: Mmm, human contact. Just what I need before I run off to class in ten seconds.
Martin: Hurry upppppppp!
Allegra: Sorry, gonna be here a while. All those grilled cheese sandwiches and no kisses, you see.
Allegra: And now to get wasted!
Grades!
Coach: STOP EATING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES FOR EVERY MEAL THEY’RE BAD FOR YOU NOW DOWN AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
Allegra: Me?
Coach: No, you’re not a cheese sim, you’re fine.
Coach: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
Martin: but but but my cheese...
Coach: Yeah it smells pretty good, I’ll give you that.
The couple that eats grilled cheese together works out together.
Martin: Under duress.
Allegra: I want a car.
Done!
Allegra: I want a real car.
I force-fulfilled that want because it is a real car, or at least it will be when Jane’s done with it. My hope is that she’ll finish it before she graduates.
Jane: Woohoo break!
Martin: I broke my ankle.
Jane: I’ll break the other one if you stop.
Llama: VOOOOO GERBITS!
Martin: Can I barbecue a llama?
Just babies, I’m afraid.
Erik Swain came over.
I should probably hurry up and play his household before he dies.
Jane: Snow!
Llama: Right, where’s her wallet?
Allegra: Zzzz... I’m being robbed...
Allegra: I don’t wanna study!
So don’t?
Allegra: I’m dying of hunger! I don’t wanna study!
So stop trying to study then!
Allegra: I DON’T WANNAAAAAAAAA!
Martin: Talk to me about grilled cheese sandwiches and I’ll make you some.
The car is coming along nicely, but I’m not sure Jane will manage to finish it in time-
Allegra: Leave it to me.
Cheerleader: YAAAAAY FIX THAT ENGINE WOOOOO!
Allegra: As soon as this car is done, I’m gonna run you over in it.
A coat of paint...
And it’s done!
Just in time for Jane to graduate.
Jane: After all that advice from the coach, I’ve decided to embrace fitness.
Really?
Jane: Hahaha no, get me a new outfit now please.
Martin: So.
Allegra: So. Just us. Alone at last.
Before I change Jane’s clothes though, I move her into a little Plasticbox apartment Downtown. She’s a little short on cash because I don’t want to sell the car, so she has to dig for a few hours first.
Landlady: You done digging holes in my yard yet?
Jane: Almost!
Landlady: Then sign here.
Landlady: And pay no attention to the weird borky terrain.
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