University time! I’ve decided I’m going to deal with this place by playing two years at a time. That way, the incoming sims get a chance to mingle with the outgoing sims and I (hopefully) don’t get completely sick of it all. I’m not entirely sure how I’m going to make sure everyone in a household stays in sync, probably by only ever letting them visit community lots in packs. But worst case scenario, I have college hacks.
So with all that said, it’s time to visit La Fiesta Tech and the Tri-Fruhm Sorority girls.
DJ and Sarah: OMG CEILINGS!
Well... I never got an answer as to just how worried I should be about this. Mrs C didn’t actually show up in Sarah’s relationship panel, so I removed her from the list and decided to pretend this never happened.
Ahem. So! Jessie hits the booze before I get a chance to finish makeovers.
Jessie: That way, I won’t care what you dress me in.
DJ takes it a step further with keg stands. Remind me to buy them an actual keg next time.
Time for some skilling. I’ve decided to be pretty hands off for university because constant studying and A+s for everyone is boring. If they skill autonomously, that’s fine. If they roll wants to skill, I’ll direct them, and if they want to write their term papers, I’ll take that as a sign they want to complete any needed skills, but other than that, they’re on their own.
Jessie: I got pizza. Don’t ask where from.
At least I won’t have to worry about them starving to death.
Oh yes, this is Sarah’s boyfriend, Matthew. He’s boring.
Matthew: Not true! Look what I can do with my arm!
I stand corrected. Matthew is extremely boring.
The streaker only showed up for 30 seconds before running off to wiggle her titties at some other household, but she was way more entertaining.
The first autonomous studying! Unfortunately it’s not from any of the household. I wonder if this’ll count towards Zoe’s grade? I guess I’ll find out when I get to her lot.
Nothing like a little kicky bag to bring the girls closer.
Jessie: I’m just gonna go get some pizza.
You don’t think you have enough already?
Jessie: Say that aloud to yourself and get back to me.
...OK, you’re right, that was a stupid question.
Monica was the first one to crack and roll a want to write her term paper.
Study party with the Llama Mascot.
DJ was the next one to feel the pressure of looming deadlines.
What happened to all the pizza?
Sarah: Somebody ate it. And when I say somebody, I mean flies. Then somebody.
You know Sarah’s cooking, right?
DJ: Is she cooking pizza?
Grilled cheese sandwiches. So, almost pizza, minus the sauce.
Sarah: Seriously? I just cooked.
Term paper = done!
And that’s the first seme- Jessie got an A+!? How!? She rolled NO college wants!
Jessie: I’m just fabulous.
And then she just randomly started working out at the edge of the lot.
Jessie: Gotta keep my body fabulous too.
I made Sarah greet some of the random walkbys.
Monica: Welcome to a meal that isn’t pizza.
Sarah: You’re still not gonna bother writing a term paper.
Jessie: I’m here for a good time, not a long time.
But this guy is not here for a good time.
Coach: GET UP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
Monica: CRY CRY CRY
Coach: Oh God I’m sorry please don’t cry I’m so sorry don’t report me.
Matthew: Am I interesting now?
If I get to your household and find you have food poisoning, I will not be impressed.
Although I will admit, deciding whether to let you die or flunk out could be fun.
DJ and Zoe: IT’S RAINING!!!
Got enough books there?
DJ: I know you’re being sarcastic, but honestly, no.
Then they have a relaxing evening in front of the TV before their next exams.
A+s all round!
To celebrate, I finally let them all visit a community lot and buy cell phones. I was also kinda hoping to spot some secret society members, but the only non-playable was the cashier.
Sarah: I wanna marry him.
Dreadful idea. I’ll consider it.
Sarah: So are you planning on doing any work this semester?
Jessie: I would, but alas, I seem to have broken my arm and unfortunately, can no longer hold a pen.
Back home, the coach had a new target.
Sarah: No-
Sarah: Why are you putting words in my mouth? The pop-up’s right there.
Sarah: I am stinky and the toilet is stinky and I’m tired and stressed and I DON’T WANNA.
Coach: Jeez, fine. I’ll go yell at Monica again.
Frances was walking by. I know a lot of simmers play him as gay, but he has decent chemistry with Jessie and she wanted a date so she asked him out.
Jessie: Smoochies!
Frances: Smoochies!
Jessie: OK that was fun thanks for the aspiration boost gotta go to class now BYE!
Sarah wanted to write a novel. It’s a dystopian. And I think James Herbert already wrote it.
Jessie: I’m gonna stick with Mills and Boon, I think.
Monica: I mean, who wants to read a book about killer rats?
Llama: Woo yeah you write that book!
Sarah: Jeez, don’t sneak up like that! You nearly gave me a heart attack!
Fancy cleaning the shower next?
DJ: Haha. No.
They’ll all happily autonomously clean the bath, but never the shower.
Monica: First of all, nobody likes you. Not your friends, not your family, not even your mom.
Cow: Wow, harsh. All I did was open seventy tabs at once, it’s not my fault you’re using a PC from 2002.
Monica: Ahh, sweet romance.
I think that’s Jessie’s.
Monica: Finders keepers.
I believe all the girls are now besties, so that’s nice.
It snowed! Jessie and Monica wanted a snowball fight so I let them enjoy themselves.
One of the girls rolled a want to buy a robot station, so I let Sarah crank out a bunch of robots.
Another term over with. I think Monica changed aspirations here (I flipped a coin) but I can’t remember what to.
Jessie and Monica: Snow?
Snow.
Sarah: Gotta admit, I make a good robot.
Llama: Ugh, must you?
Erik: HEAVE.
PDA sickens you too?
Erik: ...I may have eaten some old pizza before this one showed up.
Jessie: Nooooo I was so close!
DJ: Can you not pee all over me?
Jessie: I WOULDN’T HAVE TO IF YOU WEREN’T IN THE WAY!
Matthew: Mmm, sexy.
Didn’t know you had a piss kink, Matthew.
Matthew: What? No!
Shame. You were almost interesting for a moment there.
Sarah: You’re such a good friend, Jessie. The very best. I know you’d never do anything to hurt me.
Jessie: Why do I get the feeling I’m being set up?
Don’t look at me, I didn’t do anything.
Sarah: My bestest best friend in the entire world.
Jessie: So while Sarah’s at class, do you wanna-
Matthew: No.
Jessie: Hmm. can’t be that then.
Cheerleader: WOO YEAH CHESS YEAH WOO!
Monica: Smooch-
Matthew: No.
And then he slurps all over Sarah in the middle of the kitchen, possibly because I don’t have any mods to make him pee up her leg to mark his territory.
Jessie: OK, we get it, you can stop now.
Matthew: SLORP.
Jessie: Please.
Monica: I will never know true love, I’m going to grow old and alone cry cry cry.
Calm down, there’s still time. Maybe the Beakers will have their sexbot factory up and running by the time you graduate-
Monica: WAHHHHHHHHH.
Oh, so you’ll reject all the flirts and kisses but not this juicy hug?
Well well well.
Outside? Where everyone can see?
Jessie: Sarah’s inside. Outside is safer.
You were saying?
Jessie: Oops.
Sarah: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?
Sarah: How dare you!? HOW VERY DARE YOU!?
Matthew: I’m sorry! I needed to be more interesting!
Well it worked, but at what cost? What cost, Matthew?
Looking for a rebound relationship?
Sarah: I’ll show that BASTARD what he missed.
You know, I think I read that story over on
sims_anon.Sarah: Oh? Did it work?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm oh look, it’s exam time! And how do you feel about llamas mascots?
And they all managed to scrape through despite none of them rolling a single college want all semester.
Next up: dorms!
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