A week with the Greenman's
Playing another household in Riverblossom Hills today, this time featuring the Greenman family.
So! To the Greenman household! Home of Jason Greenman, his plantsim wife Rose and their plantsim baby Daisy. Well, technically Daisy isn't his, but nobody cares. Anyway, enjoy that picture of plantsim Daisy, it's not gonna last.
Rose: Hello, garden club lady, I would like to purchase one of your magic potions.
GCL: For you?
Rose: And deal with all those extra motives? No way.
Nope, this potion is for Daisy. Because while I like plantsim adults just fine, plantsim toddlers kind of creep me out with their lack of child-and-teen ages. I get that EAxis decided that what with the reduced motives and skills leached from their parents, plantsim kids had it pretty good already and wouldn't need the extra time, but I could never do anything romantic with them once they grew up because ick, yesterday they were a toddler!
Daisy: *glug*glug*glug*
EEEE SHE'S SO PRECIOUS LOOK AT HER LITTLE ELF EARS!
Rose: I cannot cook this cheesecake, I don't have enough counters!
All right, I get it! The Jacquet's bakery is broken!
I gave Daisy a little bit of hair. She still looks ubercute.
And while Daisy is happily playing with blocks, Rose and Jason test the bed.
Rose: Show me more of this thing you sim people call woohoo.
Jason: Your wish is my command.
Of course, now Daisy is now longer a plantsim, she's got that pesky bladder motive back, so Rose makes a start on teaching her how to use the potty.
Jason completes the job later.
I didn't bother capping the chance card, but whatever it was, Rose failed and lost her job. D:
Rose: Who cares about work when you've got the water wiggler to play with!?
Daisy: Car go crash!
And so did my game.
On the bright side, it meant Rose got to keep her job.
Rose: My body is ready!
I can never think up anything interesting to say about toddler spam but I don't even care. Look at how cute she is playing at being a plane!
Jason: Wait, where'd the bed go? It was here a moment ago.
These two aren't triple-bolters, but you'd never guess it from the amount of time they spend sexing each other up.
I mean, this is a totally different sex picture.
And so is this.
And this one. Absolutely nothing else interesting happened in between all that.
They finally crawled out of bed to celebrate Daisy's birthday.
Child Daisy! Never thought I'd see the day. :D
Jason is a good daddy, autonomously tucking her into bed.
Is anyone surprised by this turn of events? Anyone? At all?
Rose: Ouch, I think I just broke my neck.
Not to worry, Jason will kiss it better for you.
Jason: I am a macho, macho man.
I tried to send Rose and Daisy out to a community lot, but Rose said no.
Rose: OWWWWW! GROWING PLANTBABIES WAS MUCH MORE EFFICIENT!
Twins!
Rose: Cool, now that's all over and done with, lets do that woohoo thing some more.
Jason: Great idea!
So now Rose isn't monstrously pregnant, I sent her and Daisy over to the Strangetown swimming pool for the day.
They spent whole entire day relaxing in the pool.
Daisy is pretty popular and gets phone calls all the time. This time it was Albert Curious wanting to talk to her about balls. No, not those balls. Shut up.
Rose: Wait, what are these things doing here?
Those "things" are your children, Basil and Saffron and I think they want changing.
Rose: They want what now?
Basil-or-Saffron: WAAAAAAAAH I STINK DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BAWWWWWWWWWWW
Rose: WHAT DO I DO!?
You take the old, stinky nappy off and put the new, clean one on. Simples.
Rose: Nope. I ain't doing that. Human babies are gross.
Thankfully backup arrives in the nanny.
Saffron-or-Basil: MY HERO.
Rose: stinky stinky gross gross ew ew ew
Happily the baby days pass quickly and it's soon time for the twins birthday.
First is Basil. Not the cutest toddler I've ever seen, but certainly not the worst.
And here's Saffron.
Rose: And so Red Riding Hood shot the wolf and turned him into a handbag. The end.
And the week ends with Rose teaching Basil how to walk. I totally forgot to get makeover shots of the twins, sorry! Anyway, this update marks a temporary hiatus for my various sims updates because my game is crashing like whoa. I've removed half a dozen crashing files from my clothing folder and it's still not playing nice, so until then, there's nothing to post!
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So! To the Greenman household! Home of Jason Greenman, his plantsim wife Rose and their plantsim baby Daisy. Well, technically Daisy isn't his, but nobody cares. Anyway, enjoy that picture of plantsim Daisy, it's not gonna last.
Rose: Hello, garden club lady, I would like to purchase one of your magic potions.
GCL: For you?
Rose: And deal with all those extra motives? No way.
Nope, this potion is for Daisy. Because while I like plantsim adults just fine, plantsim toddlers kind of creep me out with their lack of child-and-teen ages. I get that EAxis decided that what with the reduced motives and skills leached from their parents, plantsim kids had it pretty good already and wouldn't need the extra time, but I could never do anything romantic with them once they grew up because ick, yesterday they were a toddler!
Daisy: *glug*glug*glug*
EEEE SHE'S SO PRECIOUS LOOK AT HER LITTLE ELF EARS!
Rose: I cannot cook this cheesecake, I don't have enough counters!
All right, I get it! The Jacquet's bakery is broken!
I gave Daisy a little bit of hair. She still looks ubercute.
And while Daisy is happily playing with blocks, Rose and Jason test the bed.
Rose: Show me more of this thing you sim people call woohoo.
Jason: Your wish is my command.
Of course, now Daisy is now longer a plantsim, she's got that pesky bladder motive back, so Rose makes a start on teaching her how to use the potty.
Jason completes the job later.
I didn't bother capping the chance card, but whatever it was, Rose failed and lost her job. D:
Rose: Who cares about work when you've got the water wiggler to play with!?
Daisy: Car go crash!
And so did my game.
On the bright side, it meant Rose got to keep her job.
Rose: My body is ready!
I can never think up anything interesting to say about toddler spam but I don't even care. Look at how cute she is playing at being a plane!
Jason: Wait, where'd the bed go? It was here a moment ago.
These two aren't triple-bolters, but you'd never guess it from the amount of time they spend sexing each other up.
I mean, this is a totally different sex picture.
And so is this.
And this one. Absolutely nothing else interesting happened in between all that.
They finally crawled out of bed to celebrate Daisy's birthday.
Child Daisy! Never thought I'd see the day. :D
Jason is a good daddy, autonomously tucking her into bed.
Is anyone surprised by this turn of events? Anyone? At all?
Rose: Ouch, I think I just broke my neck.
Not to worry, Jason will kiss it better for you.
Jason: I am a macho, macho man.
I tried to send Rose and Daisy out to a community lot, but Rose said no.
Rose: OWWWWW! GROWING PLANTBABIES WAS MUCH MORE EFFICIENT!
Twins!
Rose: Cool, now that's all over and done with, lets do that woohoo thing some more.
Jason: Great idea!
So now Rose isn't monstrously pregnant, I sent her and Daisy over to the Strangetown swimming pool for the day.
They spent whole entire day relaxing in the pool.
Daisy is pretty popular and gets phone calls all the time. This time it was Albert Curious wanting to talk to her about balls. No, not those balls. Shut up.
Rose: Wait, what are these things doing here?
Those "things" are your children, Basil and Saffron and I think they want changing.
Rose: They want what now?
Basil-or-Saffron: WAAAAAAAAH I STINK DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT BAWWWWWWWWWWW
Rose: WHAT DO I DO!?
You take the old, stinky nappy off and put the new, clean one on. Simples.
Rose: Nope. I ain't doing that. Human babies are gross.
Thankfully backup arrives in the nanny.
Saffron-or-Basil: MY HERO.
Rose: stinky stinky gross gross ew ew ew
Happily the baby days pass quickly and it's soon time for the twins birthday.
First is Basil. Not the cutest toddler I've ever seen, but certainly not the worst.
And here's Saffron.
Rose: And so Red Riding Hood shot the wolf and turned him into a handbag. The end.
And the week ends with Rose teaching Basil how to walk. I totally forgot to get makeover shots of the twins, sorry! Anyway, this update marks a temporary hiatus for my various sims updates because my game is crashing like whoa. I've removed half a dozen crashing files from my clothing folder and it's still not playing nice, so until then, there's nothing to post!
Uberhood Index