Fiction is serious business.

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Haha, I would talk about piano class and doing art today and other shinanegans but instead...

LETS TALK ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WHO EITHER LURVE OR HATE AND WHATNOT.

I'll start.

Bella Swan: what a lightweight bitch who needs to get her priorities in order and not go after Edward's sparkly sperm (oh hay, fated_addiction XD)

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LIZZIE BENNET CAN VERILY WELL KISS MY ASS. what a fucktard.

Bella Swan does not even merit a comment from me. Her name is fucking Bella Swan.

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I haven't finished all of Pride and Prejudice (Um...that's what it's from right? D:)

I LIKE BELLA'S DAD BETTER THAN HER. THIS SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING.

AND HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MUCH MEYERS USES CHAGRIN?

[roannaweenie]

AND HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MUCH MEYERS USES CHAGRIN?

LOLOLOLOLOL EPIC WIN. That is so true.

The book series is losing its spark. And good lord, don't get me started with Jacob Black.

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EW. JACOB BLACK.

IS.

A FUCKING.

IMMATURE IDIOT.

YEAH, DON'T GET ME STARTED EITHER.

Oh and I totally thought I was the only one who noticed the "chagrin" usage reaching epic amounts of...quantity.

[crooked]

i love:
♥ sirius black. because he's motherfucking sirius black.
♥ james potter. because he's motherfucking james potter.
♥ dean winchester. because he's motherfucking dean winchester.
♥ the doctor. because he's the motherfucking doctor... and he has tiemcock.

no, but really. i do love them all. and, like, 4898702 others. i'm such a whore for fictional boys. D:

[randomneses]

I agree with your list. Very good reasoning, especially the tiemcok. Have you seen it btw? XD

Oh and:

JAMES POTTER = ♥

I would do the nasty with him in a hot second. Even if he had the herp :|

Which he probably got from Sirius to be honest.

[crooked]

LOLOL i actually have seen the tiemcock. XD

ajsd if the marauders went to my school, i'd have been the biggest whore for james and sirius. and if that didn't work, i'd have made out with remus just to get access to james and sirius omg.

aww sirius is clean, bb. he's a ~discerning~ slag. ;D

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His tiemcock is...interesting. I'm glad it's in black and white though.

Yeah, I'd totally use Remus. Oh well, he doesn't swing my way anyway.

aww sirius is clean, bb.

Yeeeeah, that's what he thought until July 1976.

[damn_squiggly]

Hahaha your Bella comments xD

But yes, I shall chime in and agree with the James Potter love. JAMES POTTER LOVE.

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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH LOVE FOR THAT BASTARD.

Who IRL looks like him to you?

[damn_squiggly]

Hmm NO ONE. I do not know. I haven't seen anyone that resembles the James Potterness that I imagine. Although one time I saw this guy at the shops who sorta kinda looked James Potter-like so I stared at him for a while and tried to imagine him with glasses until his Grandma came and picked him up. Haha.

[heron_advocate]

AANG ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

You're the only person on my FList with whom I can bond over this. xDD

[randomneses]

AANG CAN KISS MY GRITS. WHAT AN ANNOYING LITTLE FUCKING HAIR OR NO HAIR.

Katara/Aang = Vomit. Seriously. I prefer H/G over that shit.

[heron_advocate]

lol really? I don't really hate it, I'm just...eh. Turned off by it. The amount of "AANG HAS A CRUSH ON KATARA!!!!" is annoying at times.

BUT UM HP I'd have to save Neville is the best fucking thing ever! ♥ My favorite character ever, in anything.

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I mean, I can tolerate Ginny even though she annoys me, but everytime I see Aang I'm all, "...go back to your ice chamber thing. Please and thank you." <--lolz driveby KP ref

NEVILLE! ♥

[lykeleia]

I do will declare love for James Potter... feels as if he's the most unloved Marauder, after poor'ol Pete, that is. :p

Oh, and Sirius too b/c I just realized today that we have the same initials. XD

[randomneses]

I KNOW! HE GETS NO LOVE IN ANY DAMN POLLS ;_; And Snapefen think he like...buttraped Snape. Fucking hell it's weird.

I like Sirius but I feel like I'd want to punch him in the face.

Then snog him.

[crooked]

I like Sirius but I feel like I'd want to punch him in the face.

Then snog him.

psst! that's the fun part, bb. ;D

[lykeleia]

Yea... *shrugs* totes weird. Well, after DH, Snape is like teh cool and James is really on the shitlist isn't he? :/

Me too... which is why I'd go find Remus in the library. :p

But then that'd really give Sirius incentive to punch me back, huh?