I should go clean up with some lighter fluid.

[randommcnally]

Drinking is stupid. Bad things happen when you drink. I pretty much hate myself right now. Man, I feel fucking gross.

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Brett has humbled himself into this mundane online existance

[anonymous]

...just long enough to inform everybody that the story of which I learned concerning your birthday makes me feel two very different things in unequal amounts. First of all..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Secondly, hope you didn't catch the crabs. Also, way too much of this livejournal infestation for me, laters.
By the way, its better in Michigan, even though I gave myself a sore throat today just from breathing the frozen air.