For legalambition and wannabesurgeon

[cantbuy_me]

Come on, my incredibly well educated siblings, we're going on a shopping spree - husband's shout.

So Jess, get your shoes on, and Liam can you just stop snuggling your professor for a few minutes to come help me spend some money?

Comments

[wannabesurgeon]

Bugger off, I don't feel like it. You can have Jessica all to yourself.

[cantbuy_me]

Fuck you, you're coming. I don't want her to myself. I want both of you to come.

[wannabesurgeon]

Fuck you right back. I am not.

[cantbuy_me]

Well, she's not coming. So it's just me. I really wanted you to come, Li.

[legalambition]

Too busy.

[cantbuy_me]

Don't bullshit your big sister.

[legalambition]

I'm not bullshitting you. Tom's taking more time off, I need to start preparing Angus' case.

[cantbuy_me]

Oh. Well, in that case you're forgiven. I'm sorry. But you and Li are both turning me down and I'm starting to think I must smell.