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I just heard on the news that 100,000 people are hit by drunk drivers in South Korea each year. That seems way, way too high, but I suppose it could be true. 100,000 hit by all drivers, including sober ones, just seems more plausible. Anyone know the official figure?

In more important random-but-useful news, gonorrhea is shaped like jelly beans

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[sunkistfriend]

*shocked*
*giggles* I had no idea that gonorrhea is shaped like a jelly bean.

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I read it in a book my father got me about how to prepare for dorm life. That was really the only thing I got out of it. :)

[rootsnradicals]

There are these really cute stuffed animals (for lack of a better word) that are designed to look like viruses and other icky things. They have the common cold, athlete's foot, black plague, flesh-eating virus, and yes, gonorrhea. I forget the name of the company that makes them, but they're pretty funny.

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I need one of those more than you will ever know...