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[ran_pants]

From wikdsushi , tikistitch , etc....

I would like all my LJ friends to comment about how you got to know me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. If you'd like, copy this to your journal so I can do the same.

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[wikdsushi]

We were riding with Genghis Khan's army. You know, burning, pillaging, sowing the earth with salt. Usual stuff. Anyway, through some crazy mix-up, I was assigned as your pony. We soon deserted and set up a little falafel stand in Persia, which Genghis eventually burned. But that was okay, 'cause by that time, we'd sold the place, taken up with some hot Egyptian twins, and become grave robbers for hire.

[sike_saner]

I remember hearing this distorted music box music that was accompanied by the voices of children whispering, "Come and plaaaaaaaaay. Come and plaaaaaaaaay..." Then everything went dark.

Next thing I knew, I was looking at a page that was telling me that I'd just added you to my friends list, while a strange, metallic taste hovered in the back of my throat.

[misdreya]

So there I was, covered in dried wax, sage, and charcoal and about to slay a goat.

I was attempting to summon a spirit that would convince the "SYFY" channel to not only change back it's fucking name, but to also bring back The Sentinel and sign Jim and Blair up for more wacky, slightly homoerotic adventures.

You showed up before I was done though, knocked over my candles with your tail, burned up my herbs with your fire breath, and proceeded to cuddle into my lap. Your scales hurt, but since finding that enchanted full body mithril, I am able to indulge you all the cuddling your dragon... demon.. elfy, half bionic heart can handle.

I also find your ability to do a frisky dance that sends my enemies to the darkest pits of Hell to be rather handy. So thanks for that!

[tikistitch]

YOU PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP A-BOMP A-BOMP!