How did this happen?

[ralunalor]

I've been married for 5 whole years.

I would never, ever have guessed we'd last this long when we started out. Mostly because my husband's a lunatic. Yet lately he's the centered, mature one...

Happy anniversary, babe. Love you.

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[king_gage]

The fact that my wife is a sexaholic doesn't hurt.

Five years?! Geez. I'm so pathetic. Five years of sex with the same woman. That's downright depressing.

...what is it about love that makes it completely okay to be pathetic, as long as your lover is right there with you?

[king_gage]

You people have been married for five years?!

The hell is wrong with you?!

One of you should be dead by now! If I weren't so busy, I would remedy this myself. Where's Venus?...