I have decided to use this livejournal for strictly stupid quotes I hear around the world. Seeing as how there are a lot of these, ecspecially in college, I will do my darndest to share them with the world
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Maybe not just quotes, but stupid things in general? For instance, I have this cat, right, and she meows and meows because she wants out of the room. So I let her out and what does she door? She sits in the doorway. She sits there all morning long until I wake up and then goes to sleep. Could she sleep while I sleep? No. That would almost be too much. Instead, she plays while I sleep, meowing until forever to be let out and when she does finally get let out, she sits by the door. Animals are dumb. People are dumb. Sometimes I believe in evolution just because people and animals are so dumb.
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For instance, I have this cat, right, and she meows and meows because she wants out of the room. So I let her out and what does she door?
She sits in the doorway. She sits there all morning long until I wake up and then goes to sleep.
Could she sleep while I sleep? No. That would almost be too much. Instead, she plays while I sleep, meowing until forever to be let out and when she does finally get let out, she sits by the door.
Animals are dumb. People are dumb.
Sometimes I believe in evolution just because people and animals are so dumb.
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