A Sean and Elijah Tribble - The Jewels
Title: The Jewels
Rating: PG-13 - Just for slashiness
Pairing: Sean Astin/Elijah Wood
Prompt: Joke
I'm on a roll today. This is unbetated... so all goofs are mine. Also going to be posted to troubledtribble so forgive any duplication.
“Hi, Irish! What’s up?”
“Not much, dude. Where are you? Dangling from your heels like a bat over the Grand Canyon?”
Elijah heard the sound of a faint snicker. “Could be,” he replied. “I’m fearless that way.”
“Well be sure to wear a protective cup,” Sean intoned. “Don’t want to hurt those jewels.”
“But not a helmet?” Elijah fired back. “You more worried about the jewels than my head?”
“Lets just say I’m as worried about them.” This time Sean didn’t even try to hide his snicker.
‘You joke about my jewels?” Elijah said, in totally faked shock.
“Never!” Sean exclaimed with some fake shock of his own. “They’re precious to me. Preeeeeecccioussssssss, I say!” he hissed.
Elijah giggled. “They’d damned well better be!”
“They are,” Sean said, his tone more sober. “And I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t go dangling anywhere for awhile. I’m not sure how much more my heart can stand.”
“Parts of me dangle now and then,” Elijah quipped. “You don’t seem to mind that.”
“Depends on where they’re dangling,” Sean told him. “Now if they were dangling right here in front of my face…. weeeeell… that’s a whole different ball game!”
A flurry of giggles streamed into Sean’s ear and he grinned. “You find that image funny, Mr. Wood?”
“I do Mr. Astin!” he replied easily. “But only because of the way you said it. The actual doing of it…. weeeeeell…. that’s a whole different ball game!”
“Yeah? Well, Mr. Wood… if you’re up for the actual doing of it… I’m at your disposal. That is if you’re within a 1000 miles of me.”
“Oh, I’m up for it alright,” Elijah said softly. “And… I’m at home, a mere 15 minutes away from you.”
“I’m reaching for my keys,” Sean said…. and hung up.
Rating: PG-13 - Just for slashiness
Pairing: Sean Astin/Elijah Wood
Prompt: Joke
I'm on a roll today. This is unbetated... so all goofs are mine. Also going to be posted to troubledtribble so forgive any duplication.
“Hi, Irish! What’s up?”
“Not much, dude. Where are you? Dangling from your heels like a bat over the Grand Canyon?”
Elijah heard the sound of a faint snicker. “Could be,” he replied. “I’m fearless that way.”
“Well be sure to wear a protective cup,” Sean intoned. “Don’t want to hurt those jewels.”
“But not a helmet?” Elijah fired back. “You more worried about the jewels than my head?”
“Lets just say I’m as worried about them.” This time Sean didn’t even try to hide his snicker.
‘You joke about my jewels?” Elijah said, in totally faked shock.
“Never!” Sean exclaimed with some fake shock of his own. “They’re precious to me. Preeeeeecccioussssssss, I say!” he hissed.
Elijah giggled. “They’d damned well better be!”
“They are,” Sean said, his tone more sober. “And I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t go dangling anywhere for awhile. I’m not sure how much more my heart can stand.”
“Parts of me dangle now and then,” Elijah quipped. “You don’t seem to mind that.”
“Depends on where they’re dangling,” Sean told him. “Now if they were dangling right here in front of my face…. weeeeell… that’s a whole different ball game!”
A flurry of giggles streamed into Sean’s ear and he grinned. “You find that image funny, Mr. Wood?”
“I do Mr. Astin!” he replied easily. “But only because of the way you said it. The actual doing of it…. weeeeeell…. that’s a whole different ball game!”
“Yeah? Well, Mr. Wood… if you’re up for the actual doing of it… I’m at your disposal. That is if you’re within a 1000 miles of me.”
“Oh, I’m up for it alright,” Elijah said softly. “And… I’m at home, a mere 15 minutes away from you.”
“I’m reaching for my keys,” Sean said…. and hung up.