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I think I have physical-ADD. It’s an interesting hypochondriatic twist, all the more surprising because hypochondriatic isn’t a real word. I believe it can be traced all the way back to the early years upstate, where they created the spastic label, and frequent references to supposed muscle spasms became the universally-accepted, all-purpose
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Mmmmm....the days of iced white mochas and turkish coffee...I remember jittering through my final, bopping my head back and forth to the sounds of imaginary music.
Make this public!!!! It's great!
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drugged mochas and turkish coffee are yet to come, the semester just began :)
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It's great that, at least, you know it's coffee makes you jittery. (So you can make it stop.) I am like this by nature...Maybe I really DO have ADD...lol :)
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1. Wear those leather pants! If you're in the spotlight - go for surround sound.
2. Grab a pair of wires and a lightbulb. Once in a while touch the wires so the bulb would go up from your static electicity. Holler "I got an idea" whenever you do that.
3. Bring complimentary espresso-spiked coffee for your three classmates (professor included) so that all four of you can go wild.
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2. great idea. while the professor sets up his laptop or lecture notes, I'll be setting up my own apparatus. but what if i dont get any ideas...might be embarrassing that my light bulb never lights up, after all that preparation.
3. why just stop at espresso when spiking coffee? but thats a perfect solution. and i can be the only one who doesnt drink it, just to be on the same level...
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2. yell anyway ... then wrinkle your nose and say, "wait, lost it."
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2. i do that anyway
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~jacqueline ;)
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