Only in the Balkans...

[rainsinger]

Ok, I consider this simply too priceless and fabulous (even in translation) not to share with everyone.

It's A school homework about autumn written by an 11/12 year old Montenegran boy and printed in a Yug newspaper under the title Grandfather chased grandmother with an axe and uncle killed a stork; she fought like a person.I half wish I was

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wtf......?

[livemeat]

That’s because Uncle Vlado (may cancer eat him) hit me on the head when I farted in front of the CEO of Obod and he was ashamed of me.

O~O bizarre

[dubaiyan]

[coalproximity]

another O_O ..
but _______ didn't think that when when _______. HAHAHAHAHA

[smallblakflower]

I think it would have been best if Uncle Vlado had shit on the Grandfather’s Beetle and that Grandfather killed him with an axe,

brilliant, simply brilliant.

[lillfive]

Never have my autumns seemed so boring.