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[rainsinger]

Today I am wearing my long plastic fuschia beaded Necklace Of Happiness even though it matches no aspect of my outfit because it's only the middle of the week and between work and uni I've been doing 12 hour days and frankly I need the emotional boost

Comments

[mzdt]

wow - that's quite a bump.

I would vote for whichever mayoral candidate makes this a part of their campaign.

If I'm elected I promise to string up Boris Johnson from Vauxhall railway bridge... hopefully he's random enough, and even occasionally cheery.

[rainsinger]

hopefully he's random enough, and even occasionally cheery.

only if you festoon him with glitter and some comedy teeth. (And I will totally vote for you if you promise that. :))

[offensive_mango]

I LOVE YOUR BELLY! Where and how can I get one of my own?

[rainsinger]

The belly should come emblazoned with sternly worded words of health warning (like a packet of cigarettes), but happily the process of acquiring the belly is most fun indeed.

[casaubon]

Well, Ken brought forth the Elephant.

[rainsinger]

Ah yes, I was fond of that in a way I wasn't of the higher tube fares. I wish he hadn't stopped there though and that there could still be random gigantic animals placed in other parts of London a bit like those clay ears that pop up on walls in Covent Garden.

[jadedlibertine]

that is an impressive belly :D and I think that necklaces that don't go are the perfect kind!

[rainsinger]

I think that necklaces that don't go are the perfect kind

I think you may well be right. Onwards to a bright new non-matching necklace future!

[ex_humanfema327]

crikey! your baby is trying to get out!

[rainsinger]

And I, the oppressive mother that I am, am still keeping it in! Until the 1st of December at least.

Also, it's almost your birthday? Are you excited yet?