Among his other perversions, First Cat has developed a bathroom fetish. Many is the time when he has been caught attempting to drink out of the toilet bowl (needless to say he has a perfectly fresh and lovely bowl of water in the kitchen, but clearly it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi), he accompanies my bathtimes by either perching on the edge of
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Ah yes, mine fall into this category. I wonder if there's a part of them that goes moving thing, but not prey! Marvellous!
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It's basically the same, but it also involves sharing a cubicle in a public toilet and having the child make loud, inappropriate remarks while you're trying to wee.
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I can't wait.
Maybe I can teach it to sing dirty songs too.
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and in 2008 all toilet trips will involve the baby too!
I might need to knock down a wall or something to make a bigger bathroom.
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