I have suffered a tragic loss

[rainsinger]

As I was hurrying along to intercede on the behalf of some downtrodden peoples I heard a sort of 'clink' sound followed by a gasp of horror as I realised one of my earrings had fallen out of my ear and was at that moment very busily rolling away towards the gutterAnd before I could dash and snatch it from the gross metal jaws of loss it rolled and

Comments

[67threnody]

A picture of the earring, but not a picture of the buttock?

Is it so wrong that I laughed? At both little tales?

[67threnody]

Also, don't female spiders eat their mates after they're finished making litle spiders? Have you considered the possibility that perhaps the spiders are showing their appreciation to you?

[meepettemu]

rofls!

[rainsinger]

Have you considered the possibility that perhaps the spiders are showing their appreciation to you?

Not until this moment, but I'm sure from now on my nightmares will reflect the theme admirably.

[meepettemu]

oh noes!!1!

:o( coulnd't attempt to go back and fish it out with a wire coathanger?

what day/s hours do you work? I have a new contract and thought i might phone you one afternoon if you'll be about?

Much love xx

[rainsinger]

:o( coulnd't attempt to go back and fish it out with a wire coathanger?

None of them really handy near the office... Also I wasn't sure I'd want the earring back after it's prolonged association with rubbish... :(

what day/s hours do you work? I have a new contract and thought i might phone you one afternoon if you'll be about?

I am chained to The Man Wed-Fri but I've got Uni on Tuesdays (inaccessible from 4 until about 10pm). On Mondays I tend to be happy and free though. :) It would be lovely to hear from you. :)

[birdie1986]

and it's such a beautiful earring too :(

i had no idea spiders were so keen to feast on flesh though

*k*

[rainsinger]

i had no idea spiders were so keen to feast on flesh though

Me neither. Suicidal ungrateful bastards.

[ex_humanfema327]

i am sorry for your earring tragedy . may i offer one of mine in compensation?

[rainsinger]

am sorry for your earring tragedy .

thank you honey. I knew you would understand.

may i offer one of mine in compensation

anything of yours can only bring me joy. :)

[monkeyssk8]

aw, maybe it will turn up again mysteriously...I lost a really small button and I just found it! I feel like it is short of a miracle!

If not, you can just wear two different earings, I hear it is 'in fashion'

all hail the return of the prodigal accessory!

[rainsinger]

aw, maybe it will turn up again mysteriously...I lost a really small button and I just found it! I feel like it is short of a miracle!

mysterious returns are always gratifying. So far no earring, although the missing halves of some socks turned up - I was very gleeful afterwards.