I, Consumerist

[rainsinger]

Hello Internet! This is what I look like today:

Comments

[verlaine]

I posted a picture of myself at work in my LJ only yesterday!

[rainsinger]

You are so lucky! I wish my work let me make one-handed baking!

[class_worrier]

I could sue you for sexual harassment, and sell my story to the papers, and get a book deal

Ah, so that is yiskah's secret.

I wish the rest of my friends list were considerate enough to post about bra fittings.
But no, Iraq this, Tony Blair that. Pfft.

[mzdt]

yesterday's friends list brought three posts about breasts in quick succession. The worst bit was that two of them were about an event I was at, and hardly noticed any breasts. Well, no more than I normally do, anyway.

[rainsinger]

and hardly noticed any breasts.

Perchance they too are wearing the wrong bras.

[rainsinger]

Ah, so that is yiskah's secret.

The writers. They stop at nothing.

I wish the rest of my friends list were considerate enough to post about bra fittings.
But no, Iraq this, Tony Blair that. Pfft.

Maybe you need to need to make a post featuring badges with subliminal messages like 'More Shallow... Post More Shallowness'

[rainsinger]

If you have H&M over the pond it can be yours too. I generally think Wrap dresses are teh seks.

[jenny26red]

Hello. You don't know m. I just happened to come across your entry and I think your dress is really cute. Where did you get it? Who made it? I'm Jen, by the way... :-)

[jenny26red]

hmm... I see you've already told someone else where you got it. At any rate, I'm still Jen. :-)