And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger ...

[rainsinger]

Everyone who lives and works with me rapidly learns that ingesting chocolate makes me feel a certain way. By which I mean loving and cuddly and full of compassion for the world and the desire to go around giving it compliments and hugs. They are also rapidly coming to learn that 10 days of poor sleep and no sex make me feel the exact opposite way

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[mockduck]

Mate, this is no help to you at all but I have had sex about three times in the last year.

[rainsinger]

My admiration for your inner fortitude in the face of life's obstacles only grows.

What are your secret coping mechanisms?

[mockduck]

This icon just about sums it up. Oh, and don't forget you get an awful lot of touching and hugging (and nipple-sucking) from a baby...

[mzdt]

I've got an appropriate icon too...

I'd offer to help out, but you're both married, and I have some morals.

[ex_humanfema327]

i am scared of you sweetie xx

[rainsinger]

don't worry, i would never be mean to you. x

(p.s. the sight of lego men doing the dirty cheered me up considerably in my time of need)

[ex_humanfema327]

I am glad to provide a sordid lego service! I have just been photographing lego again but sadly only to sell on ebay this time xx

[dakeyras]

Bah humbug! Why is it that whenever a wonderful, psychotic instrument of maiming, torture and eternal pain waves her services in my general direction, there is no-one around who actually deserves the torment and destruction?

Although if you could gratuitously raze the buildings and offices of the Evening Standard to the ground then I'd be much obliged, and would quite happily buy you as much chocolate as I could afford.

[rainsinger]

Although if you could gratuitously raze the buildings and offices of the Evening Standard to the ground then I'd be much obliged, and would quite happily buy you as much chocolate as I could afford.

If my stores of sleep and sex continue to stay low, I'm sure I would be up for that. :)

(It's Susan)

[anonymous]

If you're worried about the houseguests overhearing you, just make up an excuse to go somewhere in the car! It'll be all teenagery and fun. You know that even in combination, cake, crockery and alcohol are no substitute for sex when it comes to taking the edge off. Plus it'll help with the insomnia!

Re: (It's Susan)

[rainsinger]

You know that even in combination, cake, crockery and alcohol are no substitute for sex when it comes to taking the edge off. Plus it'll help with the insomnia!

God, do I ever know it! I suppose I could burn off all my excess emotional energy and make myself tired with running, but it just doesn't have the same appeal...

Re: (It's Susan)

[ex_humanfema327]

susan!

Re: (It's Susan)

[anonymous]

Romany!! Hi! I had to click on your name to figure out who 'tjej' was (as I'm not a regular livejournal user), but that meant I got to look at your lovely pictures of swimming, piano, etc. Hope you're well!

Susan again

[anonymous]

Um, just to make sure I was 100% clear, when I said "go somewhere in the car," I didn't mean go off on a leisurely drive through the countryside. I meant go find somewhere quiet. With Z. Where you can park. Ahem.

Not ideal conditions, but this is an emergency!