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[rainsinger]

I am coming around to the worldview that masturbation is probably the only thing that can be easily accomplished with one hand

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[miss_newham]

We will if you're going to talk to us about masturbation.

[mzdt]

I don't think we're being invited to help.

Surely, since mothers of young children have to do everyone one-handed anyway, you (Nina) haven't had a little practice already at work, or are they all too old for that kind of thing?

Not that I recommend motherhood merely to learn how to do things one handed...

you are certainly being invited to help my morale. ;)

[rainsinger]

I don't think mothers do things one-handed. It takes two hands to do most things with a small baby (one hand to support the neck and head, the other the body) and also they have a choice about which hand they use. I suppose you can hold a baby with one arm if you've got it settled, but they also have a choice of setting the baby down to do things with that need both hands.

I was finding things much easier when I'd broken my left wrist because my right hand is the one I normally accomplish things with.

[rainsinger]

you can drive one-handed? presumably this will only work if the car is an automatic, otherwise you'd need an operational hand to change gears with.

Although it is true that I have managed to accomplish both lj entries and smoking, despite the torturousness of trying to get a lighter to work with my left hand, and the slowness of typing with only five of my trusty digits.

I suspect my Thai and your Thai are one and the same. We must meet up and check.

Yes, as I recall the laces on your rather impressive boots are mostly ornamental.

[addedentry]

In his memoirs, Roald Dahl says his one-handed father was only ever stymied in trying to cut the top of a boiled egg.

[rainsinger]

I salute him and bow to his greater skill.

Such a lengthy entry to type with one hand!

[tatian]

An adorable little entry you made here in the face of your interesting challenge. Yay for books and self-pity!

*grin*