ZOMG fic!

[rainfire_dancer]

Scribbles from the wee hours...

This is to celebrate my new shiny obsession with Heroes, and because kseda and my girlfriend are evil enabling wenches who I adore omfg

It's exactly 200 words of pure crack, inspired by Ianto's quote in Cyberwoman about how Jack needs to eat more vegetables. It may become a longer fic shoot me now. Rated G. Call

Comments

[misplacedmarble]

OMFG.

I WOULD TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIC.

BUT I'M TOO BUSY BEING KILLED BY YOUR ICON.

GAH.

[rainfire_dancer]

YAY IANTO!

YOUR ICON IS MAKING ME THINK OF IANTO THREATENING NATHAN WITH A GUN FOR NOT EATING ENOUGH SALAD.

CLEARLY THIS GERMAN ESSAY IS FRYING MY FUCKING BRAIN.

I'M GLAD YOU LOVE THE FIC. XD IT'S MY TWISTED BABY. *KILLS YOU WITH ANOTHER VARIATION ON HER ICON THEME*

[misplacedmarble]

HEE!

I HAD A DREAM THAT WE HAD A ANOTHER CONVERSATION ON THE PHONE, BUT IT WAS ALL A BIT BLURRY, AND I WAS CONFUSED WHETHER IT WS REAL OR NOT, UNTIL I DECIDED THAT IT WASN'T.

...YOU REALLY DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT. XD

[rainfire_dancer]

I DON'T MIND YOU BABBLING BECAUSE YOU HAVE DREAMS ABOUT ME, EEEE, EEEEE! SPAM ME AND DISTRACT ME FROM WRITING ABOUT FOREIGNERS IN GERMANY, PLEASE.

*USES YET ANOTHER CLAUDE AND PETER ICON*

*SNOGS*

ALSO, WHEN THE POST OFFICE OPENS AGAIN AFTER THE LUNCH BREAK, I'M GOING TO POST YOUR PRESENT. :D

My mom had the weirdest dream. She was at work, and at work (in her dream) they had a newsletter called The Communicator. And there was also a monster at work called The Communicator, which only killed people if they were alone in the building. She said that the sense she got from her dream was that they named the monster after the newsletter because it "stole your words" - after you're dead, you have no more words left.

BEST IDEA EVER FOR A DOCTOR WHO EPISODE, YES OR YES?!

[misplacedmarble]

NEW THREAD. XD

I GOT THE STUFFS YOU SENTZ ME AND I ENJOY MUCHLY.

YES MY BRAIN IS HAVING A SPAZ.

*loves*

[rainfire_dancer]

WHY IZ YOU SPAZZINGS?!

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT MY DRUM TEACHER DOESN'T ACTUALLY WEAR LIPGLOSS AND SPARKLY RHINESTONES TO CLASS.

G-DDAMNIT.

[misplacedmarble]

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT MY DRUM TEACHER DOESN'T ACTUALLY WEAR LIPGLOSS AND SPARKLY RHINESTONES TO CLASS.

...Awwww. :(

[rainfire_dancer]

I KNOW.

He does wear the necklace he's wearing in that photo, though. XD Also, when you get the photos of me in the blue flower-print dress? HE HAS AN OXFORD SHIRT WITH EXACTLY THAT PATTERN THAT HE WEARS. :D

BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHY YOU'RE SPAZZING. XD WHAT MADE YOUR SPAZZ BE PASTEDE ON YEY?!