Whiskey and French cigarettes,
a motorbike with high-speed jets,
a Waterpik, a Cuisinart
and a hypo-allergenic dog.
I want all the luxuries of the modern age,
and every item on every page
in the Lillian Vernon catalogue.

Yeaaaaaaaa! Guess what I've been listening to ( Read more... )

Keira Knightley is only 19 years old. She looks waheey older. In that disturbing way that Brtiney Spears looked waheeey older at 16. More reason for me to scream 'DIE, BITCH, DIE!'

I found this piece of sombre info in this month's edition of the Polish Playboy. This magazine of heavenly content was in the section labelled 'Magazines for men'. I ( Read more... )

Bad Education rocked. So did the people who went to see it, especially that pretty boy who looked like he walked out from the movie. *dreamy look*

Got enrolled for Hebrew. The Gmina is paranoid of terrorism, it's sad. But how can you blame them ( Read more... )

My parents bought me a car. I am doing my license. This license will be valid in all of EU. Subsequently, probably in good ol' Aussie land too. Life is good ( Read more... )

AMAAAAAAAANDA, I LOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU ( Read more... )

I seem to have an insomnia problem. My brain refuses to switch off and peels apart the skin of all my past worries, stress, disappointments, betrayals. The sheer bitterness of being unheard, of reaching out only to be answered with a thick, lifeless silence. My mind won't turn off, it pulls on things which have already taken too much of my effort. ( Read more... )

Apparently it's weird to sit on the footpath, listening to mp3 player whilst waiting for the bus. Much wolf whistles, stares, glares and cheers followed. I was sitting there for some 20 minutes. Maybe I was taken for a junkie ( Read more... )

Positive impressions of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindI didn't expect it to be great, but damn. Surprise. It was original, impressive, action-packed, touching and raw and sad ( Read more... )

Lisa left sometime last week, I believe it was a Sunday. Impressions: what a tool. ;) Impressions in general: I hope I never have to speak English in the city again because everywhere we went, there was some smart-ass male who had to comment. Then there was a dude who followed us around stores because Lisa took a picture and he demanded to see it ( Read more... )

YO! An update should do nicely ( Read more... )