Derp

[rain_oubliette]

Ever have a day where you wish your brain and mouth were in sync with each other? My phlebotomist had to draw blood on a patient whose diagnosis was "diarrhea". She excused herself from our conversation with the security officer by saying, "Well, I have to go draw Mr Diarrhea Man". The security guy said, "Who's that?" I said without missing a beat

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[bjorn_grafeldr]

Super Bowl has no interest for me either this year, although I do hope the Saints hand it to Peyton & co!

Ha! I once wanted to form a punk band called "Flaming Diarrhea". Your guy could have been our mascot!

[ghost_light]

I love Mr Diarrhea Man.

Way back when the world was young and on-line gaming was MUSH-ing, the mods of my favorite site would put up questions like 'What is the world's most useless super power?' My 2 favorites were fashion sense and bladder control.

[foxonian]

Sounds like a lot of "messugah" going on in that ER. Oy vey! XD