013 ♠ accidental video ♠ plants vs. zombies amirite

[ragnalol]

[the 'berry is at a weird angle - it's facing the brilliant sky, fringed with trees, but most of the view is obscured by a bat wing. There's the sound of grass crunching, and it's picked up - by a decidedly unhuman figure (for one thing, that won't be normal skin colour

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[un_forgetting]

[...Snerk.]

You can't speak, can you? Text me your location, Loki.

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[ragnalol]

[I HATE YOU TOO.]

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[ragnalol]

No, I'm becoming a hermit. :P

Voice;

[un_forgetting]

That was not a request, Loki.

[gotnyxed]

...uh.

*Well, he's never met anything like that before, or so he thinks*

You new here?

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[ragnalol]

[you wound Loki sob ;;]

Ryo-chan is so mean!

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[gotnyxed]

*OMG he didn't recognize you. ;o;*

L-Loki?!

What happened to your body...?

And...why are you texting. *He knows that Loki isn't really a texter. :| He's the kind of person to call you up just to brag about the high score that beat yours on the pinball machine downtown.*

((ooc: omg Nums. ;o; that new icon is so pretty. You should work on some tutorials after your senior thesis is done. I'd love to pick up a few tips from you.))

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[ragnalol]

This is my demon form. Shapeshifter, remember?

[He currently can't concentrate long enough to turn into human form sob.]

What? Can't a guy have some variety in here? >:

[slantedcross]

[Oh hey. New person. Not a pretty woman over eighteen, though, so we'll check the ID and be on our way--

--oh hey.]

You're the guy looking for get-well flowers, right?

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[ragnalol]

[....................B|]

I'll have to take a raincheck on that.

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[slantedcross]

That's a shame. We're doing a promotion, I'd give you a free black rose.

[He's lying like a rug. Also: see this text to Naoya for what black roses mean.]

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[ragnalol]

[Wat. What does have to do with anything? B| \oblivious]

Oh, that's so sweet. I might get cavities.

[insorrow]

[Okay, accidental video, etcetera. Heard it before. Ken's about to turn away when a flash of green catches his eye. What the Hell, is that--?

[Right. Very well. Okay, Ken, back away from the Dreamberry slowly. Do not call him up. No, seriously, don't, it'll only end in disaster-- Hidaka, you really need to work on your impulse control.]

Loki?

What the Hell happened to you?!

[... and what the Hell is out there that can do this to you?]

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[ragnalol]

[HOW'S THAT WALKING INTO THINGS GOING, KEN?]

Nothing much, Ken-chan~! I just died.

Is Ken-chan worrying about me? That's so sweet~~~~~

[text]

[insorrow]

no im not gdiaf n how is dying nothin much wtffff

y r u txtin did u lose ur voice

[text]

[ragnalol]

[WHAT IS THIS TEXT LANGUAGE fine this is actually easier]

it is u kno! since u cme bck n a wk

wht is ther smthng wr0ng w/ a lttle vriety

[Unfortunately, yes. ;;]

good morning sunshine ♥ || voice;;

[rupturedbabylon]

What was the mongrel saying, now? "Cat got your tongue", Jötunn? [IS THAT A PRETTY AND CRANKY (guess that makes you pretty cranky :Da) FROST GIANT ON MY LAWN OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? :DDDDDDDDDD]

NO GET OUT 8|||| | video

[ragnalol]

[BY VALHALLA, SHUT UP ;A; he still doesn't appreciate being chained, btw. Also, yes, he is pretty, and has far prettier blond hair than you.

Loki stares blearily into the screen for a few seconds, before sticking out his tongue. And he mouths, 'ASSHOLE'.]

/touches || video

[rupturedbabylon]

[Oh nonononono. His hair is TOTALLY better than yours. B||| Platinum blond <<<<<<<<< Gold blond, tyvm kthxbai.

Will just be laughing at that you, now.]

True form? Are you certain that you're well enough to deal with the rabble of curious tourists mute?

/PUNCHES || video [1/2]

[ragnalol]

[Sure man whatever you say man you're just jealous. Loki frowns, and then rolls his eyes hard.

Argh, being mute is harder than he thought.]