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[raging_cameltoe]

I really need to stop having these dreams. Either that, or I need to stop drinking (pssssssssssssssssh). I seriously have these dreams that are so real that I think that they happened and for the past 3 weeks, I've actually like brought up things that I thought really happened and my roommates are like "wtf?" I only have the dreams if I go to sleep

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[lick_my_brit]

lmao oh my god, my roommate has the habit of taking portions of old tv shows and trying to pass them off as her own memories. She seriously thinks they're hers, though. A couple of months ago, she goes, "Remember when we were at summer camp and everyone got to go on that field trip, but we got locked in the infirmary with the freezer full of ice cream?!"
I was like ....Yeah, except that was totally an episode of Salute Your Shorts

[raging_cameltoe]

lmfaoooooo and she's totally serious? alright, well i feel about thismuch better because of your fucktard roommate. JOKE!

No but seriously, remember that one time where Happy got hit by a car and you, me, Ruthie, and Simon were seriously up like ALL night waiting for her to recover? I was just thinking about that because IMZ LIKE SO TIRED YO.

[lick_my_brit]

ps I know that has nothing to do with that, but w/e

[raging_cameltoe]

fuck you, dyke!