i burned all five of my fingertips on my left hand! all this for rice!

Today I dragged my Ipod speaker out back and played music while jumping on the trampoline. Why doesn't anyone want to jump with me? Those that do are afraid of jumping two at a time ( Read more... )

I cleaned out the refridgerator today and now our house smells like Jules' rotten chicken dish shit!!!!! sick-o.

"God dammit, I'll get the incence... Narsty." -Lara

my mom is the hella coolest effing biotch i know! she sent me a package today with lifesavers, a new razor and extra blades (i think she's worried), a bunch of gum, kleenex, post-its, and a $100 safeway gift card! All of this started because I didn't have time to go to the mall with her so we could spend money on the credit card that my grandma got ( Read more... )

A wine glass is good for the soul.. especially the wine that my mom gave to me to give to my stepmom.. I took it. I finally opened it. Being a college student means that I don't get to buy good alcohol, let alone good wine! But nonetheless.. it's 100 times better than the regular shit that we drink around here. Mickey's, Natural Ice, Keystone, and ( Read more... )

My step-mom and I decided together tonight that we want to be audacious. And we will be!

Elliott Smith - Fond Farewell ( Read more... )

Let me apologize to everyone for that dumb note that got burned to charrrr (thank you Engfer's Pizza lighter).. Thank you Mia for being there in the bathroom with me!!

I"m the dumbest person I KNOWWWWW.... I annoy myself too much to function.

I'm not cryptic, i'm evasive. Maybe even mysterious.. no, that's not me.

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