Gay Marriage Will Lead to Anarchy

[myswtghst]

Former New York Giants wide receiver David Tyree believes gay marriage will lead to anarchy

Shockingly, he blames Obama, and ignores single parents everywhere.

Comments on the article are surprisingly mixed, but I still don't recommend reading them if you value your blood pressure.

Comments

[aequanoctis]

He's right, just look at those countries with legal gay marriage! All anarchy! *looks around*

...any minute now...

[subluxate]

I always have to wonder why, exactly, sports figures and other celebrities think their voices are so incredibly important on political issues, as opposed to us plebeians. That goes for people on both sides, by the way.

[chocolate_chip]

Exactly what I was going to say.

[whittertwitter]

Right, because Canada, Spain, and all those other countries that allow gay marriage are so disorganized and full of rioting in the streets...No, wait. They aren't. Those would be the countries that are VIOLENTLY AGAINST homosexuality.

Fuck you sideways with a rake, David Tyree. I'll show you anarchy. And fuck your god, too.

[cygnia]

To be fair, there's rioting in Canada, but that's just because Vancouver lost the Stanley Cup.

[maga_culinae]

Oh gods. D: Your icon. She always reminded me of Kuchisake-onna for some reason.

[just_say_narf]

Obligatory

[ext_626961]

"oh god shut the fuck up" has never been a more appropriate tag than it is right now.