Morgan Legacy [2.4]: Kick You When You're Down
Hello hello! I hope everyone had a good holiday season. Mine was fun but pretty damn stressful... I cooked a christmas dinner for twenty people and was flipping out half the time! Needless to say, I didn't get a lot of writing done... and I've been busy this whole weekend too, haha... (I AM SO SCREWED) On the first update of the Morgangeddon, Adelaide (aijux) and Hyperion's (quinctia) six million children had lots and lots of birthdays. Hope got the best deal of the bunch though, as she had a party to go with that cake (as well as tons of booze and drunken guests). In the morning, there was a bit of a surprise waiting...
Romana (iolesims): Good morning, WIFEY.
Adelaide: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
Adelaide: Oh my god. WHAT is she doing here and WHY does she think I'm her wife? I am dealing with an actual crazy person. SOMEONE CALL 911, I NEED AN ADULT.
Romana: OH HELL NO, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND YOU KNOW IT.
Ahem, can somebody clue me in here? Wanna explain, Romana?
Romana: Well, from what I remember...
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Adelaide and Romana: DRUNK DANCE PARTY YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Adelaide: Haaaaaaay... hay. We should do somefing CRAZIER. ...OH MY GAWD WAIT. I gots a great idea! WHAT IF WE GOT VEGAS MARRIED!
Romana: YAAAASSSSSSS THAS IS SUCH A FUNNY IDEA
Adelaide: I KNOW RIGHT, PLUS WHO WOULDN'T WANNA MARRY THIS HOT BISH
Adelaide: Hokay Squeaks, you be the wedding... person. NOW GIVE ME A KISH HONEY
Romana: EHSCUSE YOU, I'M NOT THA' KINNA GIRL
Squeak (thegranddewru): ......................
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Romana: Actually, I... really don't want to talk about it.
Why, because it was boring? I bet it was really boring.
Well, for suddenly having a random zombie living in your house, everyone seems to be taking it pretty well. Even Hyperion seems non-plussed that his fiancee is married to somebody other than him.
Romana: Yep, I am taking this VERY well. *attempts to fork windpipe*
Adelaide: Look at her, just washing the dishes like that in MY house. IT MAKES ME SO MAD GRRRRRRRRR
Great, more people in this house who want to kill each other! Just wait until the kids all get home from school. This place turns into a slaughterhouse.
Yep, having sex 'cause NOTHING COULD BE THREATENING OUR RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW, NO SIRREE
Adelaide: I don't care about Romana one bit! She'll probably be rotten by the end of the week anyway.
Oh really? Because Romana will give you a reason to care!
Now now, domestic violence is no way to start off this joyous marriage.
Romana is forced to stop beating up Adelaide in order to go to work, and ohhhh what a good job she has! Her top-tier job gives her tons of money AND this sweet space pirate hat.
Adelaide: She's SOOOO mean and I HAAAATE her stupid pointy hat WAAAAAH
Poor Hope is having a bad day too, considering she can't seem to get higher than an F. Did she even make it past elementary school?
HA. You thought you could get away with kicking the flamingo, but you were WRONG! Adelaide: BUSTED!
Hope: Oh oops, sorry mom. I'll go put him back.
Hope: ...HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING, TASTE MY WRATH PUNY FLAMINGO!!
Flamingo: ..........*tear*
Poor little flamingo, no one ever considers his feelings. :(
Scorpio (telectroscope) here is a busy man, because he drives the schoolbus, the carpool AND the taxi. Life is good when you hold a monopoly on every form of transportation in town!
Aaron (xbeccyx): I keep failing at school and I don't understand why!
Gee, I don't know, maybe it's the hoard of unfinished homework you keep leaving on the front lawn??
Since the other kids never do their homework either and are close to failing, they have to make an impromptu study group.
What the hell is that? I don't think I'd finish my homework either if I had to learn an alphabet made entirely of food.
Hope: OH MY GOD, WE'VE BEEN PUTTING WATERMELON WHERE WE SHOULD'VE HAD BANANA
Hope and Rua: Awwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhh!!
Goddamn, you guys.
Aaron: No wonder I'm illiterate.
Oh well, you don't need literacy to dig holes in the backyard for twelve hours!
Hyperion: So hey, what do you think about us having another kid?
Squeak: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hyperion: SHUT UP, SQUEAK. I'M A GREAT DAD, I COULD TOTALLY HANDLE THAT.
LIES! LIES LIES LIES LIES AND LIES.
After getting her ass handed to her by Nan in the last update, Rua is still pretty pissed at her sister.
...But not mad enough to not play with her or anything.
Nan: Rua! I've got something in my front pocket for yoooooouuu!~
Rua (huning): What is it?
Nan: Well, I don't know if I should actually show you. It's very secret.
Rua: But now I really wanna know! Tell me!
Nan: SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA
Rua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Rule #1 of the twins: the twins are always little assholes. Always.
Nan: Ahahahahahah!
Oh man, she's such a little shit, but I like her so much! ♥
Nan tries to get Rua to fall for that trick AGAIN, but Rua wisely employs the "PLEASE STOP" method of shutting her down.
Now that Nan is actually old enough to hang out with people, Bekah (simpurity) the nanny is over all the time to play with her. I have no idea why the hell Bekah wants to play with Nan so much, though.
Nan doesn't mind though, because Bekah is like the only person who pays attention to her!
Meanwhile, the other half of the hellspawn duo is learning how to play nice with his siblings.
Nan: Woooooooooo! Yeah! Kick his ass, Riddles!
What are you, his little cheerleader? Get out of here!
Look, Ady! Look how well-adjusted your children are!
Adelaide: *gives no fucks*
Bekah: *DUMP*
Bekah decided she wanted to help clean up the kitchen, then proceeded to drop all the garbage on the ground in a stunning feat of nanny-logic.
Bekah: And let me tell you about all the lovin' I got when I was a founder, hoohoohoo!
Aaron: I CAN'T SIT IN TRASH HERE, LADY
Rua: Hey! When you said you had something to show me, you were just tricking me the WHOLE TIME, weren't you?!
Nan: DID YOU JUST FIGURE THAT OUT? DAMN YOU ARE STUPID
Maybe it's because she's not expecting you to act like the spawn of Satan!
omg everyone stop fighting PLEASE
PHEW. One night and we're almost three grand richer?! I forgot how nice it was to have sims at the top of a career track.
Adelaide: Thanks for the monies!
Romana: YOU CAN'T TAKE ALL MY MONEY JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE MARRIED!
Oh yes she can! Nothing like being an unwitting money mule! :D
Hi, please don't eat the nanny's brains THANKS (if you can find them)
Romana: But I'm huuuuuuungry. :(
Well now you can make yourself three thousand dollars worth of lunch meat sandwiches!
So Ridley is being a little asshole (as usual) and is picking on Aaron (as usual). What's Hyperion going to do about it, you ask?
Aaron: BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
Completely ignore Aaron in order to play with his evil son! Brilliant!
After a hard night of fighting and child neglect, everyone settles into bed to go to sleep. ...Well, almost everyone.
In the morning, I scrape together the meager funds we have and rebuild their little legacy shack into a grander home. Sure, there's no furniture inside... or rooms actually... or windows... or any stairs to even enter the house with, but it's the thought that counts! Also there's only like a hundred bucks left in their account at this point; they couldn't even get this shit if they wanted to!
Hyperion: Don't worry, I'm used to living outside by now.
As I can tell from the immediate presence of his and Adelaide's outdoor-living diet staple, Sausages in a Jar.
Romana: We only have a hundred bucks for breakfast? THAT'S COO', I'LL FEND FOR MYSELF *chug burp*
UGGGHHHH GROSS STOP
To make their living situation even MORE confusing, apparently Romana is kind of hot for Hyperion. Or maybe she's just hungry, I can't really tell!
Romana is pretty helpful. She doesn't pay attention to the kids but she does do her part in keeping up the 'house'.
HMMMMMM, AWKWARD MUCH
Flamingo: *PUNT'D!*
Asshole.
Hope: Where's our house?! I CAN'T LIVE OUTSIDE AGAIN! I CAN'T DO THIS!
Hyperion and Romana look completely okay with this situation though. Maybe they can slip whatever happy pills they've been taking to Hope.
That's enough for this weird, weird family. Until next time!
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One more update to go until I finish the Morgangeddon, but the tomorrow is the VERY LAST DAY. I didn't think forcing myself to write sims updates would be so dramatic for me. Let's hope I finish tomorrow...!